Secret Government Recording of an MSN Conversation

Naz: Dammit
Naz: I wanna update zweibrick
Naz: but I have no material
Naz: ok tomorrow I'll be hilarious funny
Hos: yeah
Hos: what genre of funny?
Naz: I just told you, hilarious funny
Naz: Dick.

"DOUBLE BASS?!?!"

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

Mansell: Some guy asked me what my last name was, so I said "Rodriguez". "Really?" "No!"

That little kid Connor or whatever, let's call him Brian, was singing to the radio. Which would be forgivable if it were King Crimson on the radio (hint: it's never forgivable). So Rodriguez said "Don't sing to the radio it makes you look like a [Performing Arts school] kid."

I laughed.

Connor went "Why are you laughing, didn't you go to that school?"

We all laughed.

After clearing up his confusion, Rodriguez elaborated. "You know how you can tell he didn't go to [Performing Farts school]? Coz he's going to uni now."

"Why don't you guys sit up the back? You're both older than [whoever sits up the back]."

Rodriguez: "You know how in the 50's blacks sat up the back coz they were said to be inferior? Same thing." (Except for the whole 'they weren't inferior' thing.)

Hi Chris! I saw a guy who looked like you. Unless you aren't Chris.