"Things are very tense in my mouth at the moment"

"HE PUNCHED ME IN THE GOB"

The economy's so bad, the government's started bailing out The Cars.

Fortunately they aren't bailing out Duran Duran.

I saw a headline "WA attempted rape". Evidently the whole state got behind the initiative. A pity they failed in their attempt.

Bryce: Did you hear there is gonna be a 24 hour live parliament channel?
Naz: wow 24 hours
Naz: "I'm gonna watch the empty parliament"
Naz: "oh look the janitor's sweeping up!"
Naz: "PUT THAT AWAY JOHN HOWARD"

Apparently there's a Prison Break video game coming out soon. Let's hope there's no "Hot Coffee" mod.

"The Wii is the best option"
"Followed by the Pu"

(I apologise for that pun)

"I told this girl I was Christian...it seriously backfired. She thinks we're incompatible because I won't put out."
"HOW IRONIC"

Hos: I keep seeing your pic [The Lone Rhinoceros - Adrian Belew] and thinking of the Mountain Dew ad
Naz: "Unlike Adrian Belew, which can never be tamed."

"We need to invent a dance for Ron Paul"

Naz: WHOA [Ivan Pavlov was born on my birthday]
Hos: I wonder what day his dog was born on

"Fear of being seen as immature is immature. DOODY FACE"

Headline: Seven dumps Jessica Rowe
"It's not you, it's me"

"you're an individual basis"