infracture

Apparently I'm the type of guy you'd walk off the footpath to avoid late at night.

"I was looking at the prices of saxophones, they are so expensive! But I really want one."
"Sam's desperate for sax."

"I touched his penis...with my mouth" - Jenny

"I'm too angry for fart jokes"

Apparently some guy is getting renowned as the new Bob Dylan, minus the politics.

Hos: It's like
Hos: There's nothing else
Hos: Bob Dylan IS politics
Hos: Bob Dylan without politics is simply =
Hos: great compliment
Hos: "this person is sheer and pure nothingness"
Hos: "Dave you are bob dylan minus the politics"
Naz: yeah fat slag
Hos: Bob Dylan - politics = John Cage

"[Porcupine Tree]'s not heavy enough though"
"If I want heavy I'll just put on Meshuggah...

...to go with Mepeppah"


"Wow you've just given me my worst fear. That removalists will steal the entirety of everything we own."

Opposite Day is a Blockable Offense

The Opening Ceremony is so much more exciting when you know that if anyone makes a mistake they'll get executed.

"Dammit I shouldn't read philosophy before bed"

"I'm going to give you my daily tip"
"This isn't gonna be like last time you offered me your tip? I'm not putting that in my mouth again"

Hosfordfucius say, "The Chinese are good organisers. Indeed you have to be to kill so many."

I find the totalitarian regimes put on the good shows. They can't just go "hey we treat our people well", they have to put some effort into looking good.

Hos: The Mongols made it to Peking
Naz: THEY BREACHED THE WALL

"Swaziland!"
"I'm a neo-swazi"

Hos: And now I've burned my troats [copulating] HELL!
Naz: troats!
Naz: are they all on fire going "Save us [Hosford]"
Naz: and you're like "no! not my faithful troats!" and grab a waterhose

Overthrow your brain!