Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
"If I got zimabwean dollar for everytime I saw someone better looking than hosford"
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
I need an excellent finish to that statement
Bad Trails says:
"I'd be a millionaire in zimbabwe and australia" ?
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
yeah, that's good
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
On the same token
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
"if I got a dollar everytime I saw a women I wanted to do while in Queensland I'd be 50c richer"
Hosford's brother was looking through the yearbook, when he came across a photo he didn't like. "I hate that guy, I wanna punch him."
"Who is it?"
"Nicholas...Peelzer."
"You know why Sam can never drive a convertible? People would think he was a blinker"
I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You says
- i also got "win the ultimate rocknroll weekend with Jet"
I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You says
- i'm suspecting that they mean "youll get a rock n roll weekend, and the song Jet will be playing"
I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You says
-anything else would be nonsensical and highly insulting
"ahaha Matt Damon with a moustache"
Writing love songs is dangerous: i'm going to go look at guitar porn
Roulette Dares: hot
Roulette Dares: "NUDE FRETS, bridgeless babes"
Roulette Dares: "look at the pickups on her"
Writing love songs is dangerous: vids of people rubbing oil into bodies
Monday, July 27, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
PS ONTFOLLER
This collection of headlines all appeared on the one night.
"Drink-drive killer drink drives again"
"Man dies after fall into chocolate vat"
"Woman stabs lover, sets wedding date"
I'm guessing that he fell into the vat, managed to escape, then got run over by a drink-driver the next day.
"Trivium's one good idea died of loneliness"
N: I once got imposed by a jehovahs witness at my front door
N: I only realised afterwards I should've gone "no thanks I'm in the middle of a satanic ritual"
H: it's more fun if you're naked
H: you could always say "can you come back later? I'm in the middle of an orgy"
N: "ah good, the heathens I ordered"
N: "sorry, I'm in the witness protection program"
"John Stossel's moustache could never be damp" - random lyric generator
News report on a footy player: "A short time later he was discovered to have defecated in a hallway."
"I, for one, have never had the experience of being a pelican" - singing trainer dude who was an athlete
...I'm beginning to see a pattern.
Of course, that's because I'm about to fall unconscious.
"I'll serenade her ducky face with my fist"
"Drink-drive killer drink drives again"
"Man dies after fall into chocolate vat"
"Woman stabs lover, sets wedding date"
I'm guessing that he fell into the vat, managed to escape, then got run over by a drink-driver the next day.
"Trivium's one good idea died of loneliness"
N: I once got imposed by a jehovahs witness at my front door
N: I only realised afterwards I should've gone "no thanks I'm in the middle of a satanic ritual"
H: it's more fun if you're naked
H: you could always say "can you come back later? I'm in the middle of an orgy"
N: "ah good, the heathens I ordered"
N: "sorry, I'm in the witness protection program"
"John Stossel's moustache could never be damp" - random lyric generator
News report on a footy player: "A short time later he was discovered to have defecated in a hallway."
"I, for one, have never had the experience of being a pelican" - singing trainer dude who was an athlete
...I'm beginning to see a pattern.
Of course, that's because I'm about to fall unconscious.
"I'll serenade her ducky face with my fist"
Sunday, July 5, 2009
I made the cake. I will eat the cake.
aka the cake saga
Marc Anthony asked: “You can’t make your cake and eat it too,” refers to having everything work your way. Please research. This is a ridiculously clichéd quote. I made the cake. I will eat the cake.
That question was posted on Freakonomics, but the guy who posted it got it wrong. The guy who was supposed to be tracing the quote traced the wrong cake quote as well. The first twenty (maybe more) comments on said article pointed out how wrong Marc Anthony and the research guy were.
According to Wikipedia, that’s from 1546, as “wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?”
naz-apparently hosfords brother hosford has taken to saying "its like aids"
naz- completely separate to our little running joke
naz- the joke is reproducing and appearing simultaneously of its own accord!
naz- ...
naz- its like aids
I hurt my shoulder undressing. says:
hargr- that might be the alcohol tat made that more amusing
hargr- but
hargr- it is funny
77 Million Paintings says:
naz- there was no alcohol in that joke
"I might do my 'people I hate' update...I meant to last week, but I forgot who I hate"
As you all know, someone very famous and important to music died recently. Wait, Farrah Fawcett wasn't important to music.
Evidently she wasn't famous either, seeing as no one's making a fuss about her.
On the news they had some kid from a foreign country. He was all "The king of pop is dead! There's no point in pop music anymore." The wisdom of children.
Apparently Merrick Watts is in the band Arena. Mick Pointer had no clue. (I was gonna make a joke about how dire it is that Australia doesn't know one of the greatest neo-prog bands exists, but then I got distracted by neo-prog and laughed and I'm sure someone in Australia has heard of Marillion. Right?)
It's the return of the series of prog names said by people theme!
"Phil Collins" - Merrick Watts
"Arena" - the hot chick on TGYH
"Yes" - Adam Hills
"Yes" - Antoinette Halloran
"Yes" - Alan Brough
"Rush" - the fat kiwi on the horse
The woman actually said "Yes" in reference to the band. She is now my hero.
My mum was watching that New Zealand cop show the other night. I overheard "So far he's only been assaulted by a felt-tip pen."
An ad said "You shouldn't be taxed just because you're a woman." Crazy Turnbull.
"I thought it was funny when he threw a shoe at him" - my mum on George Bush's career
"I like to think of myself as a queen" - Hosford on George Bush's career
"Leipheimer is gonna catch Evans"
"Is that some new form of STD"
Marc Anthony asked: “You can’t make your cake and eat it too,” refers to having everything work your way. Please research. This is a ridiculously clichéd quote. I made the cake. I will eat the cake.
That question was posted on Freakonomics, but the guy who posted it got it wrong. The guy who was supposed to be tracing the quote traced the wrong cake quote as well. The first twenty (maybe more) comments on said article pointed out how wrong Marc Anthony and the research guy were.
According to Wikipedia, that’s from 1546, as “wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?”
naz-apparently hosfords brother hosford has taken to saying "its like aids"
naz- completely separate to our little running joke
naz- the joke is reproducing and appearing simultaneously of its own accord!
naz- ...
naz- its like aids
I hurt my shoulder undressing. says:
hargr- that might be the alcohol tat made that more amusing
hargr- but
hargr- it is funny
77 Million Paintings says:
naz- there was no alcohol in that joke
"I might do my 'people I hate' update...I meant to last week, but I forgot who I hate"
As you all know, someone very famous and important to music died recently. Wait, Farrah Fawcett wasn't important to music.
Evidently she wasn't famous either, seeing as no one's making a fuss about her.
On the news they had some kid from a foreign country. He was all "The king of pop is dead! There's no point in pop music anymore." The wisdom of children.
Apparently Merrick Watts is in the band Arena. Mick Pointer had no clue. (I was gonna make a joke about how dire it is that Australia doesn't know one of the greatest neo-prog bands exists, but then I got distracted by neo-prog and laughed and I'm sure someone in Australia has heard of Marillion. Right?)
It's the return of the series of prog names said by people theme!
"Phil Collins" - Merrick Watts
"Arena" - the hot chick on TGYH
"Yes" - Adam Hills
"Yes" - Antoinette Halloran
"Yes" - Alan Brough
"Rush" - the fat kiwi on the horse
The woman actually said "Yes" in reference to the band. She is now my hero.
My mum was watching that New Zealand cop show the other night. I overheard "So far he's only been assaulted by a felt-tip pen."
An ad said "You shouldn't be taxed just because you're a woman." Crazy Turnbull.
"I thought it was funny when he threw a shoe at him" - my mum on George Bush's career
"I like to think of myself as a queen" - Hosford on George Bush's career
"Leipheimer is gonna catch Evans"
"Is that some new form of STD"
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