"How do I pause this?" "Press the pause button"

I'm on fire tonight!

Timothy Dalton gets no respect

"Do you have [Zaar]?"
"Yeah"
"That's an epic song, I have it on DVD, it sounds great in 5.1"
"You're dreaming"

That joke requires so much context. And by so much I mean last week's update.

"Melt is generally the best, but I'm more fond of Scaryface"
"That's because you can relate to it"

"I'll give you A Momentary Lapse of Reason next time I see you, it's an original 1987 not one of those reissues"
"Damn those reissues with their mixing for the medium it was intended for"
"Haha, the bin"

"I realised that I'm underutilising the power of my effects pedal"
"You could be using it as a boat anchor"

"Shaun Ryder is too fat to be my messiah"

"Got a favourite Pink Floyd side project?"
"If you can call Kate Bush that"

"That was better than my planned comment
'I enjoy a wet dream every now and again' "

"We don't need a bassist to cover Nine Inch Nails, we just need a fuzzbox and throat cancer"

"This, coming from a man who dreams in 5.1 sound"

"It's the best animal secretion I've ever tasted" - Hosford on Milk

"I came up with the best pickup line..."
"Everyone you know sucks"

Naz: baha why is Sky News talking about political leaders' buffness?
Harg: that never would've happened in Thatcher's day
Naz: "what's behind her iron curtain? Find out on Sky News up late - uncensored!"
Harg: haha
Naz: I'd invade her falklands
Harg: you disgust me

Gina Reilly impersonating Freddie Mercury is the most traumatic thing I've ever witnessed. Coincidentally, Gina Reilly with chest hair is the most traumatic thing I've ever witnessed.

Some guy on IMDB Forums said "Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a foot."

I spent Christmas with my cousins, who had recently got Guitar Hero. The only song they could play properly was Eye of the Tiger. We ended up playing for about 8 hours. Yeah...I never want to hear Eye of the Tiger ever again.

"You're a failure. I'd give you a failure test but I know you'd fail."

Naz: some product was sitting in a box on the sink table
Naz: and it said "shower power" on it
Naz: and I started laughing

"My maths is RUINED I say"
"Ruined all over your pants"

Things I Learned from the Dark Knight DVD

Hans Zimmer is totally awesome at composing things.

Consequently, he should join King Crimson.

The bat-bike and Freddie Mercury's organ have something in common.

IMAX is freakin' massive.

IMAX is freakin' awesome.

iMax is a stupid idea for an Apple product.

I still haven't watched the "Gotham Tonight" bonus feature.

The Joker can't count.

William Fichtner is still totally kickass, only now in super fidelity (IMAX).

I ran out of jokes. IRONY

"Things are very tense in my mouth at the moment"

"HE PUNCHED ME IN THE GOB"

The economy's so bad, the government's started bailing out The Cars.

Fortunately they aren't bailing out Duran Duran.

I saw a headline "WA attempted rape". Evidently the whole state got behind the initiative. A pity they failed in their attempt.

Bryce: Did you hear there is gonna be a 24 hour live parliament channel?
Naz: wow 24 hours
Naz: "I'm gonna watch the empty parliament"
Naz: "oh look the janitor's sweeping up!"
Naz: "PUT THAT AWAY JOHN HOWARD"

Apparently there's a Prison Break video game coming out soon. Let's hope there's no "Hot Coffee" mod.

"The Wii is the best option"
"Followed by the Pu"

(I apologise for that pun)

"I told this girl I was Christian...it seriously backfired. She thinks we're incompatible because I won't put out."
"HOW IRONIC"

Hos: I keep seeing your pic [The Lone Rhinoceros - Adrian Belew] and thinking of the Mountain Dew ad
Naz: "Unlike Adrian Belew, which can never be tamed."

"We need to invent a dance for Ron Paul"

Naz: WHOA [Ivan Pavlov was born on my birthday]
Hos: I wonder what day his dog was born on

"Fear of being seen as immature is immature. DOODY FACE"

Headline: Seven dumps Jessica Rowe
"It's not you, it's me"

"you're an individual basis"

It's one of those "You can't ruin the song even if you're Bowie singing like a black man" things

"Man I think Smiths are drugging me"
"Dammit, you know you're a music nerd when you don't think of chips first"

"What's the name of Billy Shears guy [who allegedly replaced Paul McCartney]?"
"Billy Shears"

Hos: what a hoe
Hos: pop a cap into her
Hos: preferrably
Hos: WIDE BRIMMED

"Is the +2 channel 1 hour or 2 hours [behind]?" - Ben

"Ode to Joy really pisses me off"

hos: that means the next one must start with me perving basically, and noticing hotness of chicks
naz: "Words of a Poet"

"I'm going to record things on David Gilmour's boat"

"I wrote a poem once, it goes...

I dropped my pen
Oh shit what am I writing this with then"

"That's kinda like mine, I mean, the love one I wrote for Amanda"
"Amanda, I wish you were a man-da"