Monday, February 18, 2008

"Why does Julia Zemiro look like Neil Finn?"

The wisdom of Hosford:

"Jon Anderson is never wrong dickface"

"I hate suicidal people. I want to stab them"

"I had the urge to just reach out and grab her [chest]."

He had a conversation with the man who served him about his choice in (underage) beer.

"MATT BEVAN!"

On the bus I overheard "But I'm asian, I have to wear makeup or no one will notice I have eyes"

"There's too many asians here"
Asian: "There's too many whites here"

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