Friday, September 12, 2008

"I created a sarchasm"

"You can't sell a tomato for $40!"

AFL Coach: "They say we're supposed to enjoy the week before the grand final. Well I didn't enjoy it."

"A beard doesn't win a football game."

Stats courses are great. It's the only place where you "reject Ho" if your p-value is small.

"Sam's going to pay for sax from a man."

"I have a large P-value" - Lecturer

Student: What's that E thing? (written on board by Teacher)
Teacher: I don't know.

"We can't ever do covers"
=five minutes later=
"OMG we have to do a cover!"

The teacher wrote "reject Ho" on the board (Ho is the null hypothesis). I would've enjoyed watching the next class's reaction to that message.

WOMAN IN POSITION OF AUTHORITY QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Maybe you've discovered the hidden orgasm!"

1 comment:

Hosford said...

Ahaha the Warriors. That was an amazing session of sportsnewswatching that.

You're milking the sam sex pun for all its worth. That's the 3rd time in 5 updates. It's such a LEITMOTIF.

I was the next class. I saw it and thought 'screw you' and just banged the ho.

Ahah she wasn't in a position of authority. Although I'd certainly let her dominate me.

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