"Sam's face and head only allows for a certain level of cool"
My sister Allie thought that the Blues Brothers actors were actually brothers.
"I never got that the logo for limewire was a lime" - the other sister
hosford: if al gore had a cake
hosford: not an entirely unfeasible possibility
hosford: he then ate the icing off the cake
hosford: he would go
hosford: 'OHZ SHIT THEY AINT NO CAKE NOW'
When that guy accidentally sung a Nazi song in Germany at his concert, the headline was "Nazi Furore". Awful pun. I shook my head in dismay.
I forget whether this was in the actual article or just a comment, but either way it was awesome. "The woman who had everything is dead because she wanted a slightly firmer ass"
She died because of butt-surgery!
"the guy sitting next to me on the plane thought I was insane coz I kept laughing when we experienced turbulence" - the other sister, back from Melbourne
Mum got offended when my sister said a line from The Office involving sluts. "Mum, it was a quote." "Well...I'll quote you!" Ten seconds passed. "With my hand!"
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