Friday, November 27, 2009
Jon Voight Throws Guy Out Window
My sister mentioned going to camp for only a week, and this witty reparté took place:
nazza: damn try and stay there another month
alliegator: TRY AND BE A LITTLE LESS GAY I'M SORRY, THATS TOO MUCH TO ASK OF YOU
nazza: coz I'm already the least gay possible for a human being
alliegator: NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GAY IT'D BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE ANY LESS GAY
nazza: your logic fails
alliegator: NOW GO HAVE SEX WITH HOSFORD
nazza: you first
To quote an eyewitness, "she ewwed like 5 times"
Apparently scientologists auditioned a string of actresses to be Tom Cruise's girlfriend after Penelope Cruz broke up with him (she didn't want to take his last name). I'd imagine the auditions are similar to those of porn films.
...
Which is why Katie Holmes was chosen.
(on the creation of a blogspot)
alliegator: should my display name be ALLIEgator or something?
nazza: no it should be quetzacotl das gubenmeister
I'm not going to link alliegator-dingobabies blog because I can't be assed. Its url is "heychaps".
In 24 (SPOILER ALBERT) Jon Voight's character was killed off by a car bomb. He was looking at a picture of his family beforehand so Hosford and I speculated that the hotness of Jon Voight's daughter caused him to explode.
Hosford's observation on a movie he saw:
"it confirmed what I'd always known but hadn't considered for a while"
"sexual assault is so hot"
"I really want to do what they did at one point in the movie"
It may be even more disturbing in context.
I was studying Chinese philosophy for my uni exam and this line was included: "Now let's look at Zhaungzi's first story of a giant fish-bird." Wouldn't've seen that in a course about systems administration.
"One dead as Miley Cyrus tour bus crashes" I was extremely saddened, because the ONE DEAD WASN'T HER.
"I accidentally said Allie looked like stonehenge ... I meant the easter island statue"
Look at that guy
Also, this one is my ringtone
naz: one day we should totally, when i have a bass, do a jam where im on bass and guitar at the same time
naz: itd be so awesome jon voight would explode
"aah man I can't believe I screwed Levi somehow" - Hosford
nazza: damn try and stay there another month
alliegator: TRY AND BE A LITTLE LESS GAY I'M SORRY, THATS TOO MUCH TO ASK OF YOU
nazza: coz I'm already the least gay possible for a human being
alliegator: NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GAY IT'D BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE ANY LESS GAY
nazza: your logic fails
alliegator: NOW GO HAVE SEX WITH HOSFORD
nazza: you first
To quote an eyewitness, "she ewwed like 5 times"
Apparently scientologists auditioned a string of actresses to be Tom Cruise's girlfriend after Penelope Cruz broke up with him (she didn't want to take his last name). I'd imagine the auditions are similar to those of porn films.
...
Which is why Katie Holmes was chosen.
(on the creation of a blogspot)
alliegator: should my display name be ALLIEgator or something?
nazza: no it should be quetzacotl das gubenmeister
I'm not going to link alliegator-dingobabies blog because I can't be assed. Its url is "heychaps".
In 24 (SPOILER ALBERT) Jon Voight's character was killed off by a car bomb. He was looking at a picture of his family beforehand so Hosford and I speculated that the hotness of Jon Voight's daughter caused him to explode.
Hosford's observation on a movie he saw:
"it confirmed what I'd always known but hadn't considered for a while"
"sexual assault is so hot"
"I really want to do what they did at one point in the movie"
It may be even more disturbing in context.
I was studying Chinese philosophy for my uni exam and this line was included: "Now let's look at Zhaungzi's first story of a giant fish-bird." Wouldn't've seen that in a course about systems administration.
"One dead as Miley Cyrus tour bus crashes" I was extremely saddened, because the ONE DEAD WASN'T HER.
"I accidentally said Allie looked like stonehenge ... I meant the easter island statue"
Look at that guyAlso, this one is my ringtone
naz: one day we should totally, when i have a bass, do a jam where im on bass and guitar at the same time
naz: itd be so awesome jon voight would explode
"aah man I can't believe I screwed Levi somehow" - Hosford
Sunday, November 15, 2009
shoot of gun
naz: lately ive been getting better at figuring out what unwieldy acronyms are
naz: i even invented one
naz: QWAB
naz: i made it up out of nowhere and retroactively figured out what it meant
naz: so now im gonna use it heaps
naz: see if my meme creation powers are just a fluke
naz: out of one mention of "some guy left his computer unattended so i wrote 'Hey chaps' in the dialogue window" i managed to start a 'Hey chaps' craze
hargrevious: lol
hargreenface: well
harbouringterrorists: that's queer
naz: you know what else is queer
naz: squid
hargeaves: yeah
hargreavez: she is
harqueavez: I mean
barqueavez: like
hardgraves: QWAB MAn
naz: QWAB Man would be a great superhero
I later had a conversation with Hargreaves in his constructed language which consisted of two words (at that rate he'd have a full language by 2292 (I contributed some words to the language)). I don't think he came up with a name for it though. Hargsperanto?
I think it's funny that it's perfectly legal to own a sword, but it isn't legal to carry one says:
this isn't getting my assignment done
Counterbalance this commotion says:
or is it
Counterbalance this commotion says:
if your assignment is "secretly spread a created language to some guy in his pyjamas" then youre doing about a C+
I was reading about Dr. Roger Weiner "alleged with violating the Mann Act" for using a dating site. THERE IS A MANN ACT. And it's about prostitution. Hosford quipped, "Wow. Dr Weiner violated Mann."
Scott managed to take "Hey chaps" to soaring new levels. While his brother was AFK he wrote "Hey chaps" in a conversation with my sister (the one who spread the "hey chaps" phenomena far and wide).
Uh...I wrote down at some point "Peter Serafinowicz making fun of Hudson's shirt". I don't quite remember what it was, but it was awesome. Seriously, I have never seen Hudson without a Manly shirt on. Conversely he has never worn a manly shirt.
Someone told Hudson to get a new shirt. He replied "This is a new shirt." Apparently Hudson is a cartoon character, always wearing the exact same thing.
Speaking of Peter Serafinowicz, he bumped into me in the GT bar one time. Then he comically continued bumping into me. "The first time was an accident but the rest were just me being an asshole." A week later he won $300-odd with the "big trivia question". I think that proves conclusively that I am his lucky charm.
naz: i even invented one
naz: QWAB
naz: i made it up out of nowhere and retroactively figured out what it meant
naz: so now im gonna use it heaps
naz: see if my meme creation powers are just a fluke
naz: out of one mention of "some guy left his computer unattended so i wrote 'Hey chaps' in the dialogue window" i managed to start a 'Hey chaps' craze
hargrevious: lol
hargreenface: well
harbouringterrorists: that's queer
naz: you know what else is queer
naz: squid
hargeaves: yeah
hargreavez: she is
harqueavez: I mean
barqueavez: like
hardgraves: QWAB MAn
naz: QWAB Man would be a great superhero
I later had a conversation with Hargreaves in his constructed language which consisted of two words (at that rate he'd have a full language by 2292 (I contributed some words to the language)). I don't think he came up with a name for it though. Hargsperanto?
I think it's funny that it's perfectly legal to own a sword, but it isn't legal to carry one says:
this isn't getting my assignment done
Counterbalance this commotion says:
or is it
Counterbalance this commotion says:
if your assignment is "secretly spread a created language to some guy in his pyjamas" then youre doing about a C+
I was reading about Dr. Roger Weiner "alleged with violating the Mann Act" for using a dating site. THERE IS A MANN ACT. And it's about prostitution. Hosford quipped, "Wow. Dr Weiner violated Mann."
Scott managed to take "Hey chaps" to soaring new levels. While his brother was AFK he wrote "Hey chaps" in a conversation with my sister (the one who spread the "hey chaps" phenomena far and wide).
Uh...I wrote down at some point "Peter Serafinowicz making fun of Hudson's shirt". I don't quite remember what it was, but it was awesome. Seriously, I have never seen Hudson without a Manly shirt on. Conversely he has never worn a manly shirt.
Someone told Hudson to get a new shirt. He replied "This is a new shirt." Apparently Hudson is a cartoon character, always wearing the exact same thing.
Speaking of Peter Serafinowicz, he bumped into me in the GT bar one time. Then he comically continued bumping into me. "The first time was an accident but the rest were just me being an asshole." A week later he won $300-odd with the "big trivia question". I think that proves conclusively that I am his lucky charm.
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