Jon Voight Throws Guy Out Window

My sister mentioned going to camp for only a week, and this witty reparté took place:

nazza: damn try and stay there another month
alliegator: TRY AND BE A LITTLE LESS GAY I'M SORRY, THATS TOO MUCH TO ASK OF YOU
nazza: coz I'm already the least gay possible for a human being
alliegator: NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GAY IT'D BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE ANY LESS GAY
nazza: your logic fails
alliegator: NOW GO HAVE SEX WITH HOSFORD
nazza: you first

To quote an eyewitness, "she ewwed like 5 times"

Apparently scientologists auditioned a string of actresses to be Tom Cruise's girlfriend after Penelope Cruz broke up with him (she didn't want to take his last name). I'd imagine the auditions are similar to those of porn films.

...

Which is why Katie Holmes was chosen.

(on the creation of a blogspot)
alliegator: should my display name be ALLIEgator or something?
nazza: no it should be quetzacotl das gubenmeister

I'm not going to link alliegator-dingobabies blog because I can't be assed. Its url is "heychaps".

In 24 (SPOILER ALBERT) Jon Voight's character was killed off by a car bomb. He was looking at a picture of his family beforehand so Hosford and I speculated that the hotness of Jon Voight's daughter caused him to explode.

Hosford's observation on a movie he saw:

"it confirmed what I'd always known but hadn't considered for a while"

"sexual assault is so hot"

"I really want to do what they did at one point in the movie"

It may be even more disturbing in context.

I was studying Chinese philosophy for my uni exam and this line was included: "Now let's look at Zhaungzi's first story of a giant fish-bird." Wouldn't've seen that in a course about systems administration.

"One dead as Miley Cyrus tour bus crashes" I was extremely saddened, because the ONE DEAD WASN'T HER.

"I accidentally said Allie looked like stonehenge ... I meant the easter island statue"

Look at that guy

Also, this one is my ringtone

naz: one day we should totally, when i have a bass, do a jam where im on bass and guitar at the same time
naz: itd be so awesome jon voight would explode

"aah man I can't believe I screwed Levi somehow" - Hosford