"I have American cash...it smells like Monopoly money" - intrepid Australian Columbus Hosford (did Columbus have a sidekick with red hair and a triangular face?)
(Also, I hope their trip didn't bring syphilis back to the New World)
This headline is so insane I didn't click through the article, because I knew it wouldn't be as awesome as the image in my head: Tycoon jailed for clinging onto helicopter
also
Triathlete chomped by gator
I've waited my whole life to see the word "chomp" used in a headline.
Naked Cowboy threatens Naked Cowgirl
Clearly he realised he'd be bankrupt by the end of the week.
Model arrested for 'letting teen boys grope her'
Best. Model. Ever.
I pointed out to Tom that Christian Bale in the movie Reign of Fire looked exactly like him.
RJ said, "That can't be true. Christian Bale is hot."
naz: remember that time your dad started laughing at midget ice skating or something
morgan: OH
lol
the paralympics
midget weightlifting
and he only laughed when he couldn't lift the weight
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This post is amazing. I will write a story one day consisting of all those headlines. It will be called "When The Morning Comes" and get an undeservedly average mark.
Except at the end there'll be a random non-sequitur amazing redhead musician with a hilarious dad.
And he'll kill Sam.
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