"Kevin Costner scored the second try for the Titans" - Ray Warren

For some reason Ray "Rabs" Warren kept referring to Clinton Toopi as Kevin Costner, which makes no sense because one's a capable athlete and the other is Clinton Toopi.

We were watching Yeasayer's Rage guest special and Hosford skipped through a few videos and pressed play right as Chris Keating said "fondled". Watching the clip in context didn't make much more sense.

I read this review of Keanu Reeves' acting on Youtube:
"he always looks crazy and says dumb stuff."

-when margaret and david review wall street 2
-when it comes time to give stars
-they should cross to tom piotrowski
-and he'll go "wall street is down 3 points today"

After seeing The Core I said to my sister "Yesterday I saw a movie where Two Face played a trumpet and saved the world."

She responded "was it...a jazz movie?"

One of the trivia questions asked was "What name did Samuel Clemens find fame under?"

I wrote "David Bowie".

Another was about the tallest mountain in New Zealand or probably not, it was like months ago, I don't remember. I wrote down "Mt. Mehard".

Man charged with sexual assault on train

I didn't know you could assault a transportation.

Walk the Nile says:
- i actually had someone tell me they were disappointed in me and i totally expected them to say "son i am disappoint" and they didnt
- so i was like "son
- i am disappoint"

Aaron Eckhart playing a trumpet

"All he ever posts about is music, trumpet trumpet trumpet, why doesn't he marry the friggin' trumpet" - my sister on someone who isn't Aaron Eckhart

"I'm surprisingly aroused by that" - Paul Reiser

"They're diamonds!" - Stanley Tucci

I got new shoes, and as I was putting them on a character on TV said "I see you got new shoes." It was weird.

"Heath Ledger isn't my grandma, Heath Ledger isn't your grandma"

To be honest I do not remember the context for that one at all.

Hosford's Column of Wisdom
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Okay, that was a really awful joke. Here's the actual Wisdom:

-some woman was saying "They can strap a bomb to a kid just as easy as an adult"
-and I had 2 thoughts
-1. random
-2. how do you strap an adult to a kid?

This shows how long I've gone without posting. I have a quote about "showing a raiders player in a compromising position with a dog". Didn't that happen like in March?

"I'm surprisingly aroused by that" - Paul Reiser

"Was that John Wetton?" was typoed in an MSN conversation as "Wax that John Wetton". I would not like to wax John Wetton.

A Recount of Drunkenness:
-i was randomly saying shit to you on the beach
-and you were flipping me off
-and then were like "YOU'RE GAVIN HARRISON" really aggressively
-and without adding anything to it

"I'm surprisingly aroused by that" - Paul Reiser