Aaron Eckhart playing a trumpet

"All he ever posts about is music, trumpet trumpet trumpet, why doesn't he marry the friggin' trumpet" - my sister on someone who isn't Aaron Eckhart

"I'm surprisingly aroused by that" - Paul Reiser

"They're diamonds!" - Stanley Tucci

I got new shoes, and as I was putting them on a character on TV said "I see you got new shoes." It was weird.

"Heath Ledger isn't my grandma, Heath Ledger isn't your grandma"

To be honest I do not remember the context for that one at all.

Hosford's Column of Wisdom
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Okay, that was a really awful joke. Here's the actual Wisdom:

-some woman was saying "They can strap a bomb to a kid just as easy as an adult"
-and I had 2 thoughts
-1. random
-2. how do you strap an adult to a kid?

This shows how long I've gone without posting. I have a quote about "showing a raiders player in a compromising position with a dog". Didn't that happen like in March?

"I'm surprisingly aroused by that" - Paul Reiser

"Was that John Wetton?" was typoed in an MSN conversation as "Wax that John Wetton". I would not like to wax John Wetton.

A Recount of Drunkenness:
-i was randomly saying shit to you on the beach
-and you were flipping me off
-and then were like "YOU'RE GAVIN HARRISON" really aggressively
-and without adding anything to it

"I'm surprisingly aroused by that" - Paul Reiser