"TALES FROM TOPOGRAPHIC OCEANS!" - Guy Pratt

"Don't look at my face" - Shaun Micallef

I saw Brett Kimmorley at Kotara. I did a double-take. I stared at his face too long, so he probably hates me. I'm taller than he is.

"Why are so many interviews on American TV so short?"
"cuz we got shit to do"

I also saw Mike Huckabee playing bass. It was disturbingly hilarious.

"I didn't know Peter Costello could write words"

"I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie." - Woody Harrelson