Thank you David Santos.
The following is a result of spending too much time on MSN talking to only two people.
"No one in here is going to sleep with Foxtel behind your back"
"You spent until '05 saying 'Dammit remote I command you to tell me what's on' didn't you"
"See I'd freak out if I was just a head"
Jenny: I thought kryptonite made Superman die, not become evil
Hosford: It was some different type of kryptonite
Nazza: Kryptonate
Jenny: Wow you're dorky
"He has a pretty damn huge ugly head" - Nazza on some guy
"I once put quotation marks around Space Oddity for no reason" - Hosford on the TV show "Heroes"
"You are the reason you broke your nose" - Hosford's nose on Andrew Johns
"I did not have sex with a valley" - Nazza on Uncanny Valley
"Who would you rather do, Superman or Spiderman?"
"Superman! Superman!"
"But Superman's faster than a speeding bullet"
Jenny: Are you going to be sensible and become a homosexual yet?
Hosford: Yeah why not, I'll be gay.
"Jamie Farr doesn't need to go the toilet" - Hosford on ad breaks
To quote Dr. Phil
"I'm bald"
"Yin and yang!"
"It's ying isn't it?"
"No you fail at buddhism...which is irrelevant because we're talking about Taoism"
TO BE CONTINUED...maybe...
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Fucking hell. I maximised this window coz i need to fuckin look up shit to do with Ultimate
Yes coz i cant fuckin find it anyway on winmx the fuckin piece of shit. Fuck I don't
remember my goddamn details again. How the hell am I gonna get this post through!?. Oh well.
I'll start with this stupid word verification thing. Apparently I have to type 1stpunl. Also
why the fuck is there a wheelchair toilet symbol after that box?. Ah screw all this shit. I
hate it. Fucking hell. I hope something mildly unpleasant happens to you like an onion
falling on your head.
:P
YEAH i stole your material YEAH!
Thats payback for this blog.
Now i'll probably lose the fuckin comment coz it wont work coz i'll have forgetten my
password.
Oh well doesnt matter.
I've said nothing worthwhile.
*John, Paul George, Ringo*
Peace.
WTF.
SEE
I KNEW SOMETHIG WIOULD GO WRONG
GRR
I'ML GONAN KEEM PMAING MORE TYPOS ON PURPPOSE.
grr
I couldnt sign in.
SO i copied it to notepad to save it. Thats where the stupid gaps came from.
Oh...nice post btw.
And so we discover the secret to a great post...having lots of Jenny quotes. =P
DUH! Green Kryptonite makes Superman get weaker/sick, red kryptonite makes him get screwed up in the head. God!
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