I have a (possibly short) lecturer called Chris who said the drawing of a monkey in his slideshow was his self-portrait.
A double-bass/keyboard duo played some awesomeness at the Shortland Hub.
There was a story in the newspaper Morgansan was reading about a neurotic woman who killed her husband with an antique knife. "That'd devalue the antique."
According to Hosford, he has a lecturer with the initials MDK.
The guy who was delivering Merry's beverage didn't know where he was and the coffeeshop girl said "No he's the beautiful one, that way," indicating where he sat.
"He is beautiful," was the reply.
In preparation for the Olympics, Sam and I played 'flick the Solo lid between the Solo bottle (5% lemon!) and the chips cup'.
"It'd be a lot better if real koalas were filled with caramel too."
"I'm not a medical expert but I watched this show once" - business lecturer
"Well, they say you are what you eat!"
"Then you're 5% lemon."
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Lecturer Chris: "I get third-year design students who still are disorganised and name their files 'shit1' or 'shit2' or 'megacrap'."
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Wow...I'm a university lecturer who names files shit1, shit2 and megacrap...awesome. This is all I have to say.
YEAH MDK LADY SHE IS AMAZING!
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That duo was great.
But i forgot what they played.
I have to write it down before my memory loses it completely.
NORWEGIAN WOOD!
YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY!
MAD WORLD!
WISH YOU WERE HERE!
WALKING ON THE MOON!
EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE (no ! for you)
FLOWERS ON THE WALL! (yeah! Samuel L mother fucking Jackson)
Bargh there was something else great.
What a great post.
Baha.
FVUUX!!!
He is short. He has to be. If he's a Chris, and he has a monkey as a self portrait. Micro-scopic.
Who won? It was the redhead wasn't it? It had to have been.
Can I just point out how much more awesome I must be than Chris? I read and understood the whole thing. He said his STUDENTS name their fails such things Christopher. NOT HIM!
So there.
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