"At least two of my uni classes have 10 minutes set aside in the first session to teach you how to log onto the computers. Seems the Bachelor of IT is very thorough."
"I only realised today the Auchmuty library is pronounced 'archimede'. That's kind of like pronouncing Aristotle 'ovusplantface'."
"She's adamant."
"I'm Adam Ant."
"I have an 80% chance of passing this statistics class. But...I could just be really bad at statistics."
Apparently Joe's brother (who is at least as awesome as Joe) is working at a hotel in Sydney, and is a bilingual dude who talks to the international guests. Anyway, he only speaks French, but since he was the only bilingual person on duty when this frantic Japanese man came in, he was called down to try and figure it out.
So this Japanese man was really distressed and kept repeating the same sentence over and over, Joe's brother randomly guessed and pointed at the toilets...which was what the Japanese man was demanding! He should go on that show "The One", except he's not crap.
I was the second person to make an entendre about Tom's joystick-themed screenname. Yeah!
Naz: so what was it you were going to say?
Naz: that you are a rocket man?
Naz: that the owner of a lonely heart is much better than the owner of a broken heart? Coz someone else already said that.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha statistics...
That's awful. Really, awful. I love it!
Respect to Joe's brother.
caqmtwu
wow i read this one days ago yet didn't see the Joe story recount. Coz that as so great. And we were on our way to JB YEAH!
I love Adam Ant, he should start a revival tour of the world.
Why do i get the feeling I know who was first before you with Tom?
ehwpowc
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