Apparently I'm the type of guy you'd walk off the footpath to avoid late at night.
"I was looking at the prices of saxophones, they are so expensive! But I really want one."
"Sam's desperate for sax."
"I touched his penis...with my mouth" - Jenny
"I'm too angry for fart jokes"
Apparently some guy is getting renowned as the new Bob Dylan, minus the politics.
Hos: It's like
Hos: There's nothing else
Hos: Bob Dylan IS politics
Hos: Bob Dylan without politics is simply =
Hos: great compliment
Hos: "this person is sheer and pure nothingness"
Hos: "Dave you are bob dylan minus the politics"
Naz: yeah fat slag
Hos: Bob Dylan - politics = John Cage
"[Porcupine Tree]'s not heavy enough though"
"If I want heavy I'll just put on Meshuggah...
...to go with Mepeppah"
"Wow you've just given me my worst fear. That removalists will steal the entirety of everything we own."
2 comments:
At school there is a sign that says “BYO Pen...” which was obviously asking to be turned into “BYO Pen[i]s”
YEAH BRYCE!!!
Aah that must be the most scarily accurate and worthwhile thing he's ever said. She so would fit in with the BYO idea.
Yeaaaaaah that chick who walked off the path. That sentence comes across as so angry and bitter. I feel your pain.
I'm going to use mepeppah fro now on. I don't know where.
zsqraub
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