The Opening Ceremony is so much more exciting when you know that if anyone makes a mistake they'll get executed.
"Dammit I shouldn't read philosophy before bed"
"I'm going to give you my daily tip"
"This isn't gonna be like last time you offered me your tip? I'm not putting that in my mouth again"
Hosfordfucius say, "The Chinese are good organisers. Indeed you have to be to kill so many."
I find the totalitarian regimes put on the good shows. They can't just go "hey we treat our people well", they have to put some effort into looking good.
Hos: The Mongols made it to Peking
Naz: THEY BREACHED THE WALL
"Swaziland!"
"I'm a neo-swazi"
Hos: And now I've burned my troats [copulating] HELL!
Naz: troats!
Naz: are they all on fire going "Save us [Hosford]"
Naz: and you're like "no! not my faithful troats!" and grab a waterhose
Overthrow your brain!
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Ahah aah I love the censorship. You're such an irrational republican. Except that you've ever mentioned copulating in a sentence.
What a good post heading. It's so obfuscatory.
To some.
ZKVNICZ!
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