"I didn't break the computer, Sting did"

In just over 24 hours I saw Bligh, Carlin, Mark, Guy "Pointin' mah Fingers" Bevan, Charlie, Jimh, Jim Kaston, Scott and Joe. I overdosed on awesome.

Oh, Sam was there too. I made fun of him after the movie by saying "We just saw Sam Worthington, and now we're seeing Sam Not Worthington."

During our trip to Glendale, chauffered by Jim "Tim" Kaston, we insulted Sam so much that we were accused of anti-Sametism.

Hosford made an off-hand statement about some fat chick who was 5m away from us. "Didn't we tell you to stop insulting random people?" Evidently not.

The conversation in the car turned to Batman. I said "Two-Face, that's not the only thing he has two of." There was a long silence. Then Jimk said "Get out."

As we drove through Wallsend the conversation turned to a particularly horrible person we used to know. Halfway through what he was saying Jimh lost his train of thought (but not his octavarium [he doesn't have one to lose]). He equated this effect with that of the dementors. (This was because he's a Harry Potter fanatic.)

Jimh later jumped back in horror at the price of milkshakes.

Apparently they're renaming October Ocsober. I "BOO"ed Jim Kaston style. (It's much the same as Tim style booing, but with a cooler name.)

During an exam question I had no clue whether what I was writing was right or not. It asked to list three types of something and explain what they meant. So after writing two paragraphs of explanation, I hedged my beats and wrote "data integrity" as my third option (with no explanation at all).

"Explain the three different types of time."
"Dammit Audrey."

I managed to guess correctly a question, despite being told "there's no way you could've guessed that without knowing what to do".

While watching parliament on mute, Wayne Swan kept pointing. Not to be outdone, Malcolm Turnbull pointed effervescently at every opportunity.

While trying to rip Synchronicity the computer's CD drive broke and wouldn't open. The blame was put on me. I shifted the blame to Sting.

While his iriver was on shuffle, Hosford asked me when I got a particular song off him. I said "It was on the same CD as Cat Food, and IMSON." Then, two seconds later, he skipped to "IMSON!"

I was going to put on The Office, so I asked my sister which episode I should show. She recommended one. Then we found out five seconds later she had leant out The Office DVD and couldn't watch said episode.

Mum wanted me to write down what Jimh wanted from McDonalds on a piece of paper. As a joke after the proper list I wrote "& a rocket". When she went to McDonalds she handed the piece of paper to the guy behind the counter. He was had no clue McDonalds sold rockets.