"Yes" - Greg Kinnear

I studied for my upcoming exam by watching The IT Crowd.

I forgot to mention that a few weeks ago, the last uni soccer comp match happened. And because only Scott, Jimmh and Jared turned up, I became a fill-in player. Then we heard "Two Hearts" on the radio (which was actually just audio from MusicMax) which was quite bizarre and unnerving. Then halfway through the soccer match one of the guys who'd already played joined us as another sub. There were two subs, in just one team.

(Boy that was a long setup for little payoff at the end. Kinda like Phil Collins' career really.)

"JD Fortune Sacked, Living in Car"

I actually saw that headline. I feel no further comment can do it any justice.

This update may be a bit lacklustre, because this week hasn't been as hi'larious. I said I was gonna name my son Larious, but it's too much like Darius Boyd. I hate him solely because of his name.

And because he's a queenslander. But that's the runner-up reason.

Some guy got actual LAPTOP!'d

"China Finds its Children's Products Unsafe"

Also, in the duh pile of headlines, "Daily Alcohol Can Lead to Binge Drinking"

There's this ad for toblerine. The woman in it who ends up eating the toblerone triangle HAS A TRIANGLE FACE. I do not want to think about Sam while eating confectionary.