"IMSON!" - Conan O'Brien

Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
"If I got zimabwean dollar for everytime I saw someone better looking than hosford"
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
I need an excellent finish to that statement
Bad Trails says:
"I'd be a millionaire in zimbabwe and australia" ?
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
yeah, that's good
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
On the same token
Fragments of memory and melody tease says:
"if I got a dollar everytime I saw a women I wanted to do while in Queensland I'd be 50c richer"

Hosford's brother was looking through the yearbook, when he came across a photo he didn't like. "I hate that guy, I wanna punch him."
"Who is it?"
"Nicholas...Peelzer."

"You know why Sam can never drive a convertible? People would think he was a blinker"

I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You says
- i also got "win the ultimate rocknroll weekend with Jet"
I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You says
- i'm suspecting that they mean "youll get a rock n roll weekend, and the song Jet will be playing"
I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You says
-anything else would be nonsensical and highly insulting

"ahaha Matt Damon with a moustache"

Writing love songs is dangerous: i'm going to go look at guitar porn
Roulette Dares: hot
Roulette Dares: "NUDE FRETS, bridgeless babes"
Roulette Dares: "look at the pickups on her"
Writing love songs is dangerous: vids of people rubbing oil into bodies