"people rip off Iggy Pop more than Iggy Pop rips off his shirts"

Splashing bandaid rivers. says:
-oh i forgot to mention
-i had sex last night
Roulette Dares says:
-has your brother gone to the police yet?

"The audience ends, like almost every other scene in the narrative, with an orgy." - Wikipedia description of a book by the guy sadism is named after

Headline: "One dead, one hurt after lake fall" (Damn Greg Lake, being so fat)

"Pen your Ted exploded" - my sister being retarded

Balance the thoughts that release within you:
figures that at this junction my hair is also coolest
Pin the donkey on the tale:
teehee junction
Balance the thoughts that release within you:
that's not a real street
along with "Baha Street" and "WTF Are You On About Terrace"

Quote a vague aphorism of marginal wit:
wait what am I doing in this conversation I don't exist

There was a specially themed trivia last week, where all the questions were based around crappy songs. Because I knew the answers to all the crappy songs, my prize was a CD set of all the crappy songs.

Arlen Specter booed himself. But, it would've been far better if he did it Kaston-style.

I also won two prizes for the "get your funny quote written in the name section read out" part of trivia with two jokes I have already used on this here brick (including one that Jim Kaston had already used, but with the set-up inexplicably altered so the joke made no sense).

Levi kicked his ipod. I approve of this technoviolence. Unfortunately it was a hilarious accident and not intentional. Even more unfortunately, it survived. Fortunately it had Strawberry Fields Forever on it.

But anyway, fortune doesn't exist! Fatalist fagues.

Also holy shit that's the best misspelling since "xompletely".