Man shot horse with crossbow: police

I'm gonna get the rest of the stupid or hilarious headlines out of the way in one go:

Top Gear flying caravan stunt goes wrong
NASA finds giant ring around Saturn
Travolta lawyer recites 'A Few Good Men'
Bligh releases Commonwealth Games costs (hopefully in song form, with Carlin on backing vocals)
Dr Phil sued for brainwashing and boob groping

"Grandmaster Flash said he was going to fax us a new MP3 mix," Freestyle Games developer Kevin McSherry told ninemsn, saying he had to inform Flash it would be difficult to fax through an audio file.

"We are the fat kid in the race," said cybersecurity expert James Lewis.

Hosford's Dad just scored 75 points with the word QUACKLED playing SCRABBLE® Worldwide Darren and thousands of other people are playing on SCRABBLE® Worldwide.

Hosford's Dad: I GOT KNOW IDEA WHAT QUACKLED MEANS

When we watched Godzilla V Spacegodzilla, there was a character called Miki. At one point another character said "Oh Miki" and Jim Kaston replied "You're so fine." It blew my mind.

My sister was in a 3-way MSN convo. I ninja-struck by typing "poo" and hitting enter. Before my ninja-strike she had written "my life is the epitome of". BAHA

Sam says: off to dinner now! oooh, quickly, got a date for your party?
Dead souls says: your mother

During the movieday-of-awesome Levi brought his lightsabre. But it broke. Some say Jim Kaston broke it, but there was no magic bullet! Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Damn Kevin Costner. "Jim Kaston was framed ala Lee Harvey" I guess was the theme I was going for there.

During "Heat" Levi got bored halfway through and started leeching off my wireless internet. He went to look up how long the movie went for. "235 MINUTES! Oh wait, that's the aspect ratio." It was a pretty long movie though. When Robert Deniro started chasing Judging Amy, Hosford cheered "Finally a rape scene." Apparently this and comments of a similar nature freaked out my sisters.

During "Donnie Darko", Jim Kaston corrected one of the character's mistakes when talking about the Smurfs. Then Donnie corrected them for the same mistake.

Holy shit the last three paragraphs have started with the word "During". Screw that.

After everyone left my sister Allie queried where Levi was from because he had an accent, which was apparently similar to Chad's. Chad was on MSN so she told him this and Chad replied, "He must be a sexy man."

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