"David Bowie slept with the queen?!" - RJ

Jim Kaston got a phonecall while hanging with the group. I said suggestively, "Put your shirt on." RJ added, "harder, harder!" We all giggled at our little prank. After the phonecall Jim turned to us and said, "FYI: work phone."

A trivia question was asked, along the lines of: "Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never spoke with his mother or his sister on one. Why?"

The correct answer was, because they were both deaf.

Guy B"everly Hillbilly"evan remarked, "Maybe he should've invented a hearing aid."

Lash of one thousand eyebrows clicking. says:
also i just remembered heh
Flying on a Blue Dream says:
...
like
you forgot that the word "heh" existed until now?
and you went "heh" then paused, and went "wait...I used to know that word! omg must tell the internet"

"I GOT ANGRY AT MATT BELLAMY'S FACE AND ENTIRE BODY" - Hosford reviewing the video clip for Undisclosed Desires

Random snippet of some shit from a website I don't remember:

When George W. Bush invited Reid for coffee in the Oval Office in the last weeks of his presidency, Bush’s dog walked in and Reid told the president: “Your dog is fat.”

"Nicole Kidman's face got her fired" - quote from a news article

Another trivia question involved what Donald Duck's middle name was. Brett suggested "Peking".

Yet another question was "What is the largest species of bear". I wrote as my answer "Bearoplane".

"Your two dads are gay"
"Your three mums are gay"
-conversation between two people, one presumably being Levi

I mistyped Google one time as Gogole. Instead of web searches it finds dead souls.

Let's all laugh at stuffy culture warriors. One apparently found an adult Japanese game for the first time, and described it thusly:

Rape is not an option on the menu; rape is the entire point of the game.

Makes me wonder what restaurants he's been going to.

"There's something about poms talking about Michael Jackson that really creeps me out" - Hosford's mother (one of them)

I was watching Entourage because I lacked the self-efficacy to kill myself. Kevin Dillon got an overload of awesome and freaked out because William Fichtner was in the room. Then Dean Cain walked in and he had a heart attack.

Then Jeremy Piven drew a naughty drawing. FOR MALCOLM MCDOWELL.

The Japanese game guy sent 369 complaints to the broadcaster. (He objected to seeing Kevin Dillon's face.)

Finally, to round out this formulaic entry, a vaguely amusing headline:

Man arrested for 'thinking of a cheeseburger'