"progressive rock" - Jimmy Barnes

Nazza:
oh jay
"Buzz Aldrin was kicked off of Dancing With The Stars. For some reason, on the moon, he seemed so much lighter on his feet."
Hosford:
ahah
I saw that as it happened
it angered me
Nazza:
the joke or the kicking off?
did they literally boot him
"one small step for man, one giant shoe up your ass"

Morgan was wondering what to include on the upcoming mix CD he's making me. "I'm thinking more along the lines of 70s experimental rock, that's up your alley isn't it?"

I agreed.

"It'll probably be less like King Crimson, more like Ace of Base."

Alec remarked "I didn't understand half the words you just said."

Amazing Headlines
Giant pendulum knocks over model
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Stoned man fined for abducting koala
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Palin dumps rapper from Fox News show
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Fatest ever Ferrari to take to the road
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Trivia Bob's gimmick for a recent trivia session was playing the first minute or so of a song as the question, the answer being the song and who it was by. They were mostly shit. One of them (number 8) was Losing My Religion. When he did his usual "Tell me which questions you want repeated", we said number 8. Immediately several people in surrounding tables moaned "How could you not know that one? Are you like stupid or something?"

We just really wanted to hear a good song again.

Totally worth it.

"They need to jack off on live TV more" - Hosford on morning show hosts

Brett called Trivia Bob a gnome. I suggested he was more like a troll; "You can only get past if you answer me these questions three...times six...plus two."

Hudson, thinking he knew the answer, blurted out "8!"

Jim K: "Who wants a fruit tingle?"
Nazza: "You make my fruit tingle"

"The most fascinating thing about [Al Pacino] is his face" - Brian DePalma

"Who closed this door?"
"I did, it's too cold"
"Put a jacket on!"
"You put a jacket on...your mouth"

I did not put a jacket on my mouth, despite sibling insistence.

Levi snatched my Vanilla Coke from right under my hands and took a swig. "Do you have any transmittable diseases?" I asked before drinking the now soiled-with-Levi bottle. "Yes," he replied. As I was drinking he added, "Chlamydia."

I nearly choked.

H: I'll need formal case in points, and some academic talking about shit
N: "I present to you Exhibit A: Chris Squire. Proof that 80s beards are crimes against humanity."
N: and then the judge stands up and HE HAS AN 80S BEARD

Avatar came up in discussion. RJ pointed out that "that was supposed to be our first proper date and you guys crashed it." She then turned to Scott and asked what they should do for their next date. "Laser tag?"

"Yeah okay," Scott replied, then turned to Jim K and asked "Want to join us?"

RJ facepalm-sighed.

"You know what'd be better than Dharma and Greg?"
"A steaming turd and some grass"
"Dharma and Jeff...rey Dahmer"

Hos: heh 2006 Time Person of the Year
Hos: I forget who it was in 06
Hos: someone shit
Naz: it was YOU
Naz: AHAHAHAHA