"sex robots" - William Fichtner

I wandered over to the table, which was covered with garbage from a previous meal, an empty cup, and some unsanitary-looking spills. Hudson was complaining that he had no friends. I responded, "You have many friends, like ... cup"

My sister keeps saying "Emerson Lake & LOLmer" to one of her friends. Keith Emerson responded by stabbing her Hammond organ. Luckily we're only looking after it for her other friend, the Spencer Davis Group.

Grenada man "friends with beheaded man"

That friendship must be awkward. "Jesus! That guy has no head!" "Oh, it's okay, he's with me."

Plot to kill Pope thwarted - another awesome headline. (Apparently Stone Rockford was thwarted.)

Speaking of Tyler, he inadvertently (or maybe vertently) insulted Ewan McGregor. This chapped RJ's bridge. She responded by informing Tyler of all the things Ewan McGregor has that Tyler hasn't, concluding with "Ewan McGregor has banged more famous chicks than you, Tyler."

I responded, "Only one more."

Later someone submitted the trivia joke "What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 3 stone" to which Tyler yelled "Learn the metric system!"

I wrote down "VANGELIS KICKS ASS" as the answer to a question I didn't know. Levi asked whether that was the actual answer.

It should've been.

I heard that a day later Trivia Bob got beaten up by some Greek guy with a keyboard.

While Levi was on the Ninemsn website I saw the headline "Disturbing" pedophile file found in bin accompanied by a picture of a couple holding a baby. It was only after I laughed at "pedophile file" that I realised the picture was to a different story, about an IVF baby. Then I laughed some more.

I saw Sam Rockwell dancing on Letterman. It was almost as impressive as his dancing in Moon. Which, in turn, wasn't as impressive as his moonwalk.

*drumkit falls over*

I read the following sentence on a website. "If you recall, last week we took an airplane ride over Chordland". I don't recall any sort of plane ride, let alone one over the greatest country ever.

morgo: i've been seeing moon everywhere now
nazza: it's coz it's up in the sky

Hosford partook in a uni game called "Assassin", where participants assassinate each other by pressing their student ID cards against their target. If only JFK was playing, then he would've had a chance. John Lennon would've been screwed anyway though.

Hosford had managed through sheer luck to survive most of the term without being assassinated, although his assassin, a man named Hammond, had walked right by without realising. He also happened to turn up to the one trivia session that Hosford was late for.

Having got through another trivia session alive, Hosford began to celebrate when Hammond snuck up behind him and assassinated him.

I quipped, "In Soviet Russia, Hammond stabs you!"

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I was reading a "scary" "story" involving an experiment, sorry, an "experiment", involving "sleep deprivation". "I" "read" "the" following "comment" on it:

You actually do go crazy if you lack enough sleep. Some DJ in Denmark went the world record (11 days, I think) and started to play the same music over and over again without realizing it.

That DJ later worked at NXFM.