"Lucky! Don't eat the cake!"

My sister was listening to a certain Muse song in her room and I heard it from my vantage point (baha Dennis Quaid) at the computer.

Flying on a Blue Dream says:
i knew it was microcuts before seeing your pmessage
AAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAU WAAYAYAAAAUAOAOAOOOOUUUUUU
- Matt Bellamy
ALLIEgator! says:
are you drunk?
Flying on a Blue Dream says:
no
matt bellamy is

I read a headline "Great Train Robber Briggs in hospital". If I had a train I'd name it "Robber Briggs".

"I understand his body would ejaculate only energy" - Roger Ebert on Dr Manhattan

Hosford: man, i had a dream where i was listening to green is the colour and got bored of it and wanted to skip
Hosford: WHAT AN ABSURD DREAM

The absurdity is because everyone skips Green is the Colour. Except Sam. If I had to sum up Sam's music taste with a colour, I would say vomit is the colour.

Tyler was telling me about his novel. "It's called 'Tyler Fox: The Greatest Man Alive'...by Tyler Fox."

I replied, "So it's fiction then."

Someone used this as a trivia name; "What did the deaf mute and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer." A guy in the crowd shouted out "TOO SOON."

I can't help but think these headlines are all connected:

-Three year old boy arrested as terror suspect in France

-Pigeon held on suspicion of spying

-Woman driver shoots herself

Man, all these jokes are from June. Except this one, which is from February last year:

"Bach was a little faggot" - Hosford

...I really don't want to know the context of that one.