AKA Why My Sister Has Absolutely No Clue About Music
A lecturer was discussing plagiarism. (In the spirit of the topic, this is paraphrased slightly as I can't remember the actual sentence anyway.) "Of course you shouldn't only be worried about getting caught. As Newcastle students you have some ethics."
Tim Chaston: "Except the business students."
Naz: also I am legitimately concerned
Hos: I thought that said constipated
There was an article about Obama defending Israel. "Wow, Obama actually mentioned a political issue."
"The uni should set up a WAP for security."
"Just wap on a WAP."
On sniffing cappucino powder, "I hate it when I sniff powder."
"Especially when it's unintentional."
My Science-Statistics lecturer drew a diagram. There was a large circle, representing the demographic surveyed, with a bunch of little dots in it representing the individual people within. To illustrate her point she circled one of the dots and drew a line, but the line was wobbly, so it looked like a sperm entering an egg. I LOLLED
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I love Tim Chaston.
I would relieve his constipation if he got it.
I love Obama.
I would relieve his boner if he got it.
I would relieve my boner over him if i got it.
Teehee sperm.
I hope the survey demographic were sailors.
SDCZRRFN!
Crazy
So you DO learn things at uni. That's a relief. I thought it was just running around with your face painted like a cat...
nuyojc.
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