Sunday, July 27, 2008

What I Learned from the New Batman Movie

Batman has a lisp.

Gary Oldman has a glorious moustache.

The Joker is a crossdresser.

The US government should hire Batman to do their civilian spying.

William Fichtner kicks ass no matter what movie he's in.

3 comments:

Hosford said...

AAAH SWEET GARY OLDMAN.

He is such a great man.

I'm curious as to why noone seemed to notice the fact that there was a pom somehow in a high position of authority in a clicheicly hegemonic american city. That is hard. Raging hard.

William Fichtner was wearing a suit.

He even makes a suit look entirely kickass.

Indeed as my verification word says, he, like James Bond, was very slick, sophisticated and SUAXRV

Chia L'Étranger said...

Yes to all. Yay! I posted on the Sledgehammer, read it!

Indeed as my verification word says, he, like James Bond, was very slick, sophisticated and DBERJH

Jenny said...

Who did William Fichtner play? Cross-dresser or not, you really really REALLY have to admire his awesome awesome AWESOME schemes. I mean, HOW AWESOME WERE THEY?!

Would YOU have thought of tying the hostages up to look like the baddies?

So original! And when the other dude said that he wouldn't kill HIM but he would kill the driver of the car...

THAT WAS SO CLEVER!!!

...why do I take delight in these things?

Not good...

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