"It's the best animal secretion I've ever tasted" - Hosford on Milk
"I came up with the best pickup line..."
"Everyone you know sucks"
Naz: baha why is Sky News talking about political leaders' buffness?
Harg: that never would've happened in Thatcher's day
Naz: "what's behind her iron curtain? Find out on Sky News up late - uncensored!"
Harg: haha
Naz: I'd invade her falklands
Harg: you disgust me
Gina Reilly impersonating Freddie Mercury is the most traumatic thing I've ever witnessed. Coincidentally, Gina Reilly with chest hair is the most traumatic thing I've ever witnessed.
Some guy on IMDB Forums said "Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a foot."
I spent Christmas with my cousins, who had recently got Guitar Hero. The only song they could play properly was Eye of the Tiger. We ended up playing for about 8 hours. Yeah...I never want to hear Eye of the Tiger ever again.
"You're a failure. I'd give you a failure test but I know you'd fail."
Naz: some product was sitting in a box on the sink table
Naz: and it said "shower power" on it
Naz: and I started laughing
"My maths is RUINED I say"
"Ruined all over your pants"
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"Naz: baha why is Sky News talking about political leaders' buffness?
Harg: that never would've happened in Thatcher's day
Naz: "what's behind her iron curtain? Find out on Sky News up late - uncensored!"
Harg: haha
Naz: I'd invade her falklands
Harg: you disgust me"
Oh my [censored] god! this had me laughing for like 30 whole seconds. people thought i was weird.
dammit I thought i'd at least commented on this one. YEAH 5.1 SOUND WOW! Heh you reckon thats why Dave seems to like you more than me. Coz you also hear sounds swirling all around your ears.
WTF
I think i just accidentally refreshed when coming here to laugh about my verification word 'aderrier'. So it changed to a different one.
FOLIONES!!!!
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