Steve Hackett Lawnmower Impersonation

"If I saw JD Fortuna in the street, I'd give him a noose, a belt, viagra and lubricant as a present"

Wine is paradoxical!

naz: I finally have Magma on this computer
hos: I have a rash

I was reading about transubstantiation. This gave me an idea, we should get a bunch of breadsticks and arrange them in the shape of a man. Surely the second coming of Christ is nigh.

"I had an idea, for [song] 'Lawn', of using my Steve Hackett lawnmower impersonation"
"ahahaha, my first image there was totally unrelated to I Know What I Like"

"I want it to magically appear in the fridge"

"Sam said that Tommy was a mess...he said that too, about Abbey Road, 'it's a mess' "
"Tell Sam his pubic hairs are a mess"

Hos: I really want to [do bad, bad things] to Kari Byron the Mythbusters girl
Naz: yeah
Naz: you'd get massive nerdrespect
Naz: and get to hang out with that rednut guy
Naz: "I'll bust her myth all night long"

Wow I just realised why Sting is called Sting. No wait I didn't. "The police pull a sting operation"

A Play: "On Words"
"So"
"good album"
"I liked 'Peter Gabriel' better"
"I didn't like 'Peter Gabriel' that much,
I prefer 'Peter Gabriel' "
"although 'Peter Gabriel' is quite good"
"And I haven't heard 'Peter Gabriel' so I can't judge"

Actually that wasn't a play. No wonder I failed Drama.

"good album"