Saturday, January 17, 2009

Timothy Dalton gets no respect

"Do you have [Zaar]?"
"Yeah"
"That's an epic song, I have it on DVD, it sounds great in 5.1"
"You're dreaming"

That joke requires so much context. And by so much I mean last week's update.

"Melt is generally the best, but I'm more fond of Scaryface"
"That's because you can relate to it"

"I'll give you A Momentary Lapse of Reason next time I see you, it's an original 1987 not one of those reissues"
"Damn those reissues with their mixing for the medium it was intended for"
"Haha, the bin"

"I realised that I'm underutilising the power of my effects pedal"
"You could be using it as a boat anchor"

"Shaun Ryder is too fat to be my messiah"

"Got a favourite Pink Floyd side project?"
"If you can call Kate Bush that"

"That was better than my planned comment
'I enjoy a wet dream every now and again' "

"We don't need a bassist to cover Nine Inch Nails, we just need a fuzzbox and throat cancer"

1 comment:

Hosford said...

Man all these quotes are you pwning Barqueavez aren't they?

He's such a giant queerosexual.

WHO IS SHAUN RYDER!?

His name frustrates me.

I commented on this one first. Does that now mean i'm your resident raging homosexual reader?