Part 2 of the epic four man conversation (we were joined by Jared, Morgan and Hudsoft):
"Some guy called me metrosexual on a forum because I gave him advice on where to get his hair cut...he asked goddammit!"
"Maybe he just saw what you look like"
We were discussing what this week's trivia joke would be. The most popular topics are racist ones and misogynistic ones. "Just write 'I beat women up' and see if he reads it out." (He didn't read out any trivia jokes this week.)
Scot reckoned Hosford should just mention his honest views and they'd get read out.
"Do you want me to make you a CD Scott?"
"Yes. I want you to make it out of clay."
There was a photo of David Gallop in front of a series of NRL logos. It looked like a magic eye puzzle (the hidden picture was David Gallop).
"Can anyone get me some lightbulbs which look like vacuum valves?"
"I can get you a vacuum valve that looks like a lightbulb"
"2002 was a good year, a good year...actaully 2002 was a shit year, I spent the entire time arguing with an indian. I broke his veins apparently." - Hosford on the guy in the 7/11
Morgan did some things not appropriate in the public arena.
"I did nothing to him...apart from hit his head into a pole" - Hosford on the guy
He likes his women like he likes his family. I'm not going to dignify the joke with a relaying of the punchline. Whoa two Yes references, in just one sentence.
"The guys that lived up the street from me in 1996 used to play Hanson from their stereo on their front porch...my brother threw a sandwich at them once" - Morgan
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Oh man you suck fantastically. Dignify the world with my intellectually genius punchline.
HUDSOFT!!!$
What a good name for a vaguely average human being.
David Gallop's got a strange head.
I hope Dev reads this blog, that would be amazing. He could show his brothers and sisters.
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