"They may as well put a tag on it, 'Coke: hostile to life itself' " - Tim

Last week Levi mentioned this guy who walked past, who we knew as Indian Tony Levin. Hos and I both shouted "Indian Tony Levin!" simultaneously.

On Wednesday I recorded a conversation involving myself, Hosford, Tim and Scott on my iriver. It was great. I said "What a jerk" like six times.

I was worried I'd get crap on my iriver because of Hosford's being a General Slob. He replied "Which one of us has a protective cover for their iriver and which one of us is exposing theirs to the elements" while pointing out his has a protective cover. Tim laughed egregariously.

"Also, I parked behind engineering today...accidentally took the long way around...and got my pants wet" - Tim

"We'll be able to eat lollies without cutting Levi's stomach open" - Scott

"It's a hippoportomobile!" - Tim

"I have brown stuff on my pants" - Tim

"He has no emotion, he is a robot" was my assessment of Sam. Tim concluded he has no soul.

*on leaving* "I will return"
"You will return in A View to a Kill"

Hosford dramatically read out a uni magazine article about women and nice guys in a barrage of accents. "Guys so far I've learnt nothing and have not come even close to solving the shoe thing - what the fuck is the shoe thing?"

"I solved it in five seconds."

Scott suggested three times Hosford should read Ask Maude from the uni magazine. "I don't have it" he said with the magazine in front of him. Then he burst into flames. The uni magazines were multiplying.

"Scott what are you doing, get your tongue out of my iriver"

I air-bassed. To my own bass playing. It was awesome.

I saw Rain Man recently. Here's my review:

"You know what would've been great is if when Dustin Hoffman was being a jerk Tom Cruise went 'why would you do that, you're a jerk' "

Valkyrie should've been Tom Cruise walking up to Hitler and saying "you're a jerk".

"Damn Scott, you are so incompetent at reading comics"
"Your mum's a comic"

We chastised Tim for not having a Z Swoop system in place.

"Find your own zeuhl song to quote"