"holy crap mum's microwaving her coffee wtf"

There was an ad on TV for "Invisilifts", which are some form of bust enhancing product. They had a sale, where usually they'd send 10 for some price, but this time they'd give you 20 for the same. "Why would you need more than 2?"

Last Wednesday I watched Bruce Springsteen, Steve Earle and Chuck Berry on a big projector. In class. That class was awesome. That was also the class where I mentioned Peter Hammill and Trent Reznor.

Apparently Levi played NIN's "Closer" at a party one time. For some reason I cannot comprehend, this did not go down well.

This one guy on TV said the most disturbing aspect of the Young Liberals scandal non-event was "An otherwise perfectly fine young 19-year-old woman reading Ayn Rand." What a fountainhead, if you know what I mean. Ayn Rand arose from the dead and murdered him. Then the world was overtaken by Randroids. It looked kinda like that movie Metropolis. I'm glad whoever made that movie never made a Metropolis pt 2. If he did it would've been horrible, and no one likes Jordan Rudess anyway.

The best response was some woman saying "People choose their political organisation on the basis of facts, not figures."

"Johnny Cash looks like my grandpa"
...
"Maybe he is"

I also found a new aphorism. "The defining quality of a hit single is that you hate it."

Brett Kimmorley got injured the game after he witnessed me. I'm bad luck for footballers! It's a shame I don't come across Knights players more often.

"Trust pop music to be able to ruin a collection of words forever"