I thought third parties were immune to sex scandals.
I'm so awesome and hardcore that despite coming down with the sickness two days before an exam, I turned up and did it anyway.
Our cat has been bringing unwanted fleas into the house. One jumped into my sister's chocolate milk.
We don't need a flea circus. In fact, we could probably do with a flea holocaust.
"THAT'S FLEAISM!"
"I thoroughly enjoyed watching" - Ray "Rabbs" Warren on his own TV show
Paul Simon's You Can Call Me Al started playing during the party. It just wasn't the same without Chevy Chase playing the bongos.
"They look fit, almost like greyhounds" - Sterlo coming out of the closets
I must remind a friend to get a keytar. I also suggested a silver jacket (proper attire for the instrument).
[put geoff here]
(Yeah, technically he's not wearing a jacket. But I couldn't find any images of Geoff Downes playing keytar AND wearing a silver jacket. The internet is useless. Next thing you know I'll be forced to use a picture of old Wetton when making a Larks' Tongues joke. Or Greg Lake speaking French.)"Mr Rudd's deputy Julia Gillard and Health Minister Nicola Roxon joined the fray, saying Ramsay should confine himself to the kitchen and stop abusing woman."
A woman used a "get back in the kitchen" joke!
Morgan says:
hmm
it seems chris [bargreaves] lists his interests as women AND men
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Man Ralph Nader is festy. He likes to bang dead people. Moreover, he likes to bang people who have been dead for 18 years. Moreunder, he bangs dead people who have no physical body in any sort of stored existence. I hope it's just Ralph Nader manically thrusting into the air like it's some Hazem El Masri.
GREG LAKE SPEAKING FRENCH.
Ahah aah you can't beat it.
Unless you're Eddie Van Halen.
Then you can just fuck the damn hell off.
I love Ray Warren and his bawdy Fitzgibbon's.
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