"It's not the first time a car's run over my foot" - Joe

Scott was going to study for his French test but decided to get lunch and hang with us instead. "I chose to get nutella on my crépe to make up for the lack of Frenchness."

Hosford replied "Is everyone in France seven?"

Our old computer is broken. It says the file hal.dll can not be found or is corrupt. Of all the possible filenames to mysteriously stop working and cause a malfunction.

[jimmh] yeah
[jimmh] yeah
[jimmh] dammit
[jimmh] YEAH
[jimmh] wait wot
[jimmh] no
[jimmh] dammit
[jimmh] hmm yeah

A friend commented "free wifi has its downsides" on MSN. I was about to refute her when my wireless internet disconnected.

I reached the usual June-ish lull, where the lulz dry up. Yet somehow I posted 6 times in June. It would've been like 9 or some shit but I was all "hey I should be lazier than this".

The sharks are a hilarious football team. I read this in an article last week:

Police then arrested Elford and charged him with medical insurance fraud shortly after he'd met with the Sharks board, forcing Gallop to label the situation a "shemozzle".

(Gallop pictured)

That joke would've worked better if I could find a picture of the "Shemozzle" character from Full Frontal without the words "ERIC BANA" surrounding him.

I NOW DECLARE THIS RIOT OPEN! says:
also, maybe I shouldn't drink mother and drive...
77 Million Paintings say:
hehe a freudian slip?

"Also the exam is 2 hours long"
"2 hours, for just one exam"

(I will stop the Two Hearts jokes now. I promise.)

My sister asked: "Is the nile ... that river... that has like...dead bodies in it?"

I told my other sister: "If you can't handle the heat, get out of the grinder"

naz: holy crap
naz: mum just said "do you want a punch in the face"