While trying to figure out ways to raise loft money, Carlin suggested a Ponzi scheme.
I said "Sam can you shout me a beer?" According to Jimmh this is the funniest sentence uttered.
I prefer to think that the opening line of a Wikipedia article is:
"Striborg is an ambient black metal artist from Tasmania."
Bad Trails: "Brian Eno once called it, along with penultimate track "What You Want", the future of music."
Bad Trails: I can imagine Brian Eno sitting exactly 15 years ago as he sat now
Bad Trails: going "this is the future of music"
Bad Trails: I can imagine him 15 years from now saying "This is the future of music"
Bad Trails: and the nurse in the oldfolks' home goes "yes, Brian, the coffee tables are the future of music"
Bad Trails: do you reckon every single 70s album he comes across he goes "This is the past of music"
Bad Trails: or if he's standing at a concert rocking out he's all "This is the present of music"
"Does Luke...Davico have two functioning ... eyeballs?"
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MAN i'm so angry I was sick and missed the Crimson Malcolm episode.
I want to have sex with Carlin.
Ahah Striborg good times.
YES SAM. IT'S SO TRUE. COZ HE'S ALL 'I AINT BORROW YOU MY MUNEEZ PLEB' AND 'I AINT DRINKA NO HOPS OR SCOTCH DEWD.'
That Eno rant is amazing, but solely for the image of this old bald guy at some metal show headbanging insanely screaming 'THIS IS THE PRESENT OF MUSIC YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH' like he's Patrick Warburton.
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