"Christian Bale is a drunken fool" - Allie
Cops chided for riot-shield tobogganing <- best law enforcement headline ever, the mental image confounds my mind
"I'm going to put my foot up against your ear, and it's going to have a chat!" - Nazza
I hate attributing quotes to myself. But, given that this one is so absurdly stupid, I'll give myself a pass on this one. Thanks me. No probs dude. I like your hair. Now it's getting weird.
"That doesn't make...it...sense"
n/ how much does that suck, that out of the ads shown the movie the audience was most likely to go and see was Angels and Demons
n/ i misspelled that as angles
n/ "the illuminati are suppressing the right angle!"
n/ satan is a fallen angle
n/ 66
"Christian Bale didn't discover the cure for rabies" - an overzealous commenter
I saw this headline, "Matt LeBlanc got fat", and laughed at its brevity. But really, is there a more literary way of putting it? Whoever wrote the headline was a minimalist genius. Or, some sarcastic idiot on a blog.
"Banana mulch" - Cedric Bexlar-something
After watching a movie, I was checking the music channels and Never Gonna Give You Up was playing. Megan walked in and asked, "Is the movie still on?" She thought that Christian Bale was rickrolling us.
The next Friday I was in a record store and while browsing the 12-inch singles (I'm sure there's a seedy joke in there somewhere) found Rick Astley's magnum opus. The record store rickrolled me!
(A Conversation With My Sister (WHICH ONE?!) )
"What is this, Christian Bale Day?"
"No, that's the 30th."
"It's creepy that you know that."
I was watching the movie eXistenZ, which is about a virtual reality game, and during a cLimacTic dRamatIc scene where Jude Law thinks his girlfriend is dying he says "I think I just lost the game." I burst out laughing and lost my cinematic immersion.
Happy Bale Day! I'll trash your lights!
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