Jeremy Piven playing the bongos

Parallel our sights says:
this song is really hard to play on guitar
i gave up after learning one minute
the guitarist of yes likes putting superfast crazy runs in songs that dont need them
so no matter how easy the song sound its impossible to learn fully
Ellie says:
I feel theres a message somewhere in all of that
HOLY SHIT
ITS BEEN AN HOUR SINCE I WENT TO BED
Parallel our sights says:
lol
play that 80s song "time keeps on slippin"
actually i think that was a 70s song that was covered in the 90s
Ellie says:
NOOOOOO
DON'T DO THAT

"It's bad enough he's a wranger without growing more on himself" - my sister on Seth Green's beard

Morgan says:
ooh
*oh
maybs bi or something
or just 'supportive of the gay community'
Parallel our sights says:
lol
yeah
Morgan says:
pulling a daniel mcpherson
and also, being like daniel mcpherson
ololol

One of Allison's friends had this conversation with her father:

"Hey dad, you like Glee don't you?"
"I like Glee as much as I like cancer"

He's my hero. Unless he actually meant that he really likes cancer.

"I just can't see him being creepy after having watched him poop on some guy's head" - on Myron

RJ was relaying a fun-based anecdote about how her and Jim Kaston were box-sliding down hills or something. She said, "Jim and I got in the box" and I quipped "Did you travel back in time?" Unfortunately no one heard my wit. Also, no one reading this will get it. I think that's a new record for bad jokes.

Actually, the only people who read this have seen the movie, woo. Except Allison. Take that, Allison. You also don't get the Dream Theater jokes I make all the time. Take that, Portnoy. I have a letter I need delivering. Take that, mailman.