Leftover Jokes From Last Year (part 2)

aka Leftover Jokes From Last Year II: Last Year Harder

"What are you doing Tony Abbott, get out of that skin-tight suit!" - Hosford

Even a week after Obama left China, the buzz about Wang is still going strong.

I was bored so I decided to see if I could put a full newspaper through the shredder we have. It got halfway then the shredder gave up.

Apparently the butt death was ubiquitous enough to catch my attention twice, because I have "Former Miss Argentina dies after buttock operation" written down.

n: now im drinking orange juice coz it doesnt make me worse and its giving me acid reflux

h: that's why people drink tea

n: the only tea ill drink is mr T

n: wow that sounds a bit gay

Another good headline is "Indian governor, 86, quits over sex tape". The headline forgot to mention it was a three-some that was filmed.

n: the only davis im familiar with is So What and half of btiches brew
n: the album, not like i have half of a song haha
n: "this is so progressive, its like that DT song that stops midsong"
n: i reckon thats how they actaully did pull me under
n: "we need a good ending"
n: "im too fat"
n: "lets just cut it off randomly here?"
n: "kevin moore youre a genius! we'll never fire you!"

The ruins of the WTC appeared on the news so I went "pfft...modern art."

"I was wondering why my tea tasted so crap...turns out it was lukewarm water" - Hargreaves

The sports news was showing footage of Michael Clarke accidentally getting hit in the crotch by a wayward cricket ball. As a slow motion replay was shown, commentator Tony Greig commentated "Ooh yes... ... ... Got him."

"Tara read the last Harry Potter book in like one hour the other week. I was scared, esp coz I'm pretty sure she's really dumb"