Sheen "threatened wife with knife"

Hosford saw Heat on the action movie channel. Then straight after it was Blade Runner. The movie channels played my movie-day exactly!

"Are Kraftwerk Dutch" - Josh Thomas

"He's not an actor" - Hosford on Ben Affleck

"Oops I forgot to put on a condom because I have no brain" - Josh Thomas on Ben Affleck

I read this probably on the internet:

The critical, negative coverage Dubai received from the international press prompted its ruler to to tell critics to "shut up".

Nazza: Hard-rock band AC/DC also has withheld its music from iTunes, saying the group is not interested in selling individual tracks.
Nazza: EVERY ALBUM THEY'VE SOLD IS AN INDIVIDUAL TRACK

Levi said "I watched an episode of Ally McBeal recently." He had a point in saying it, but I didn't notice because I was too busy having a fit of laughter.

Then I had a fit of epilepsy.

Wait that was Ian Curtis, my bad.

Piss on balloons in the jungle:
i know him mainly from judging amop
amy*
Flying on a Blue Dream:
judging a mop would be a great show

P.S. I used my "Dead Souls" joke at trivia yesterday. I knew that since Trivia Bob didn't get my Carly Simon joke or my 24 joke, or "Joe Pesci has a funny face", he wouldn't get a joke about Russian literature. He didn't get my back-up joke either ("I need to buy an iPad for my iMenstruation"), which I handed off to Hosford. The reason for this is because Hosford has atrocious handwriting.