"I get turned on by bass"

I spent Australia Day being a true Aussie...I slept all day.

I went to see a movie and they showed that new anti-beer initiative ad, that one about how 1 in 4 accidents are caused by teens drinking or something. You know the ad. If you don't, imagine kids drinking and getting hit by cars.

Anyway, after this government initiative to curb teenage drinking, was an ad for a winery. Good planning!

I saw an ad for The Who who are performing soon. Someone (I forget who) is offering to go see them, and I figured they're all old so it's probably not worth paying $500 or whatever (but then who is) but this ad made me consider going. I was all "Yeah maybe I should go." Then I saw the supporting act was Counting Crows. And I was all "Hmm...no."

"You've always had something about Eastern European women...or lack of something more appropriately"
"Hey, Linka was always the hot planeteer"

"I'm going to create a talk show...and invite him on as a guest...and yell over the top of him...it'll be the ultimate irony" - the Naztronic Man on Bill O'Reilly

"Oh yeah stick it in" - Hosford on Bill O'Reilly

Hos: stupid Alan Colmes
Hos: they must pay him so so much money
Hos: because I'd like to think a human would ask for a big price if they were selling their soul
Naz: ahahahaha
Naz: that's the greatest smash

I saw video of Robert Fripp thanking Rick James. This blew my head off.

Hos: Your hand has aroused me previously"
Naz: I think this has gone far enough
Naz: Stop talking now

(He was talking about me playing Cirkus on guitar. Gross)