John Wetton licked the fudge

I saw W today. W was on my ticket. W was on my T-shirt (not really). W was in the number of the cinema. (Actually it wasn't Cinema 2, it was 5.) W was also a letter I just used in this sentence. And now this one. W! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My seat was centrist, and a little to the left.

I can't wait for the sequel; (choose your own punchline)
-X.
-H.W. (wait that's a prequel)
-O.
-or, to use his full name, B.O.
-?.
-( ).

Yeah I'm bored.

The popcorn made my throat sore. So, you could say, George Bush made me sick.

Speaking of making me sick, my friend and faithful commenter started a new bloggy frog. I'm not going to link it though, you'll have to wait for his comment. Ha!

xyz

Holy [thing], Batman!

"Transubstation makes me laugh. Second coming of Jesus! In a breadloaf."
"Whoa, so that's why he keeps appearing on toast."

If you feed cows chocolate, do they make chocolate milk?

"I'm also hungry but food doesn't like me"
"Yeah after a while you get tired of french fries slapping you in the face...and soda cussing you out"
"I hate being shot by grapes"

I fed chocolate to a dog once, but it died. I also fed it poison. But...I'm pretty sure it was the chocolate.

"There's a several lack of christ blood in this house."

"Those vampires, always going to wineries."

Hg: MOOOOOO
Nz: you cow
Hg: sssh
Nz: cows don't whisper
Hg: yeah, but they do shit everywhere
Nz: I guess you are a cow then

"Can I buy you?"
"Depends what you're offering"
"A box full of NOTHING"
"Hmm...you make a persuasive case..."
"Wait
So who's offering the empty box?"

Disclaimer: I've never actually killed anything (except in GTA). The above was a joke. By pointing that out it'll stop being funny. I think a lot of people pointed out things during "Friends". It's the only explanation that makes sense. Coincidentally, I've stopped making sense (making sense). I will now defy convention by not quoting Talking Heads! (for once in a lifetime)

Incidentally, I think I'll create a new superhero. "The Disclaimer!" His superpowers include pointing out the obvious so no one will sue.

"You can't fill a full box"
"Is that a challenge?"
"Yeah, that'd keep you occupied"
"If you paid me for it I'd have a job"
"Well I'm going to pay you in protection"
"The mafia kind or the trojan kind"
"Durex"
"You drive a hard bargain"
"This is working out well, my first enterprise and I'm already getting a box and rubbers"
"I feel sick"
"Is the image of me as a business mogul that visceral"

"My neck has been killing me"
"Fight back! Before it turns loose on your family"

Ellie: I teach scripture to yr 1 kids
Ellie: and this kid kept asking about transformers
Nazza: "Does Jesus turn into Optimus Prime?"
Nazza: "so, he turned water into wine, then a truck into a robot?"

Only two of my four uni courses are showing up on the uni website so far. Ironically, they're the two non-IT ones.

"I don't think Japanese rugby union'd be that hard" - Fittler

"Apparently they want to ban kissing on train platforms in London. I mean London wants to. Not just some guys going 'let's make them stop doing that...IN LONDON SMASH' "

"Fuck Youtube. ... Man that would've worked better orally."

"He says he's nice at heart."
"Ugly at face."

Apparently some church sign said "Our church is prayer-conditioned." This caused my sister to laugh uncontrollably.

I watched a Star Wars movie last week. It had Jimmy Smits in it. I laughed controllably.

Hos: I hate sri lanka
Hos: it's one of those word/s that are really annoying to type and I always get wrong
Hos: just like PINK FLOYD
Hos: whoa I got it right
Naz: hehe
Naz: pink floyd
Naz: sri lanka
Naz: you fial

I have a theory. The guy who writes that "Heath Ledger is Not Dead" blog, is in fact, JIMMY SMITS. I mean, HEATH LEDGER. You're probably thinking "Whoa there crazy horse" which is fair but I don't have hooves (Herbert Hoover did) and they're all totally insane in the head so what's one more conspiracy theory going to do?

*gets assassinated*

For an assignment:
"What's an animal people think are cute?"

...

"Sharks"

...

...

"No"

Sam says:
843 people now know that Sam Smells

"I'm using the name John as a derogatory term"
"Sweet. I'm guessing he's so far beyond normal John, that we could call him...the Deacon John"

Hos: I dropped the iPod cover in my milk
Hos: and it sinks apparently
Hos: so I had to fetch it
Naz: BAHAHAHAHA
Hos: and now I'm getting milk all over the keyboard from my hands
Naz: are you borderline retarded

"It was all 'splash' and I was all 'DUDE WHAT THE [Nathan Casey]!' "

Asphyxiate his own brother!

Hos: doh
Hos: I just hit myself in the face with a lid and got residue on my cheek and chin
Naz: you
Naz: man
Naz: I'm cracking up
Hos: doh it's on my pants
Naz: now you're just telling fibs

"I hope when I go over to your house
you go 'THEY ONLY LET ME USE PLASTIC SPOONS NOW'
and speak in a lisp"

"You can't spill solids"

A voiceover told me "VH1 wants to make sweet love to your eardrums." Now I lock my bedroom door at night. Channel [v[ looks like it wants in on the action too.

The guy who shot Ben! There's no better comedic way to put it. Nevermind no one will get the joke.

(Setting: Ben is sitting in a seat previously occupied; Coralie is trying to remove this illegal alien)
"Ben! Come over here."
"No."
"I want to tell you something, come here."
"My ears work fine."
"Then GET OFF THE CHAIR"

I want Kevin Rudd's massive stimulus in me. Wait, did I just say that?

Some guy on the news was talking to a kid who survived the big fire. He queried "What's with your face?"

The kid replied "I got a dragon on it."

I played a game of chess with myself. White me got black me into a checkmate. Damn racists.

I don't know who Stimulus Bill is but he's on the news a lot.

Your greatness has no effect on the par of a Pepsi

"ahaha knob backwards is bonk ahaha"

Check out this AFL fight. Words cannot describe it. We saw the raw footage of the fight on the news channel every half hour.

For some reason the news in general is hilarious to watch. Peter Harvey went insane and tried to crash a car. After a terrorist attack against a bikie gang by another bikie gang this reporter was trying to get one of the witnesses standing around to chat, they all declined. He was wondering around like a lost puppy holding out a microphone in the hopes someone, anyone would say something.

The newsreader explained that a device that prevents cars from crashing "involves technology". Some indepth analysis there.

After a newspaper headline of "47 degrees; hottest day in Australian history" was shown he addendumed "celcius not farenheit". Thanks for clearing that up.

You're built from distractions so brilliantly dull. says:
hahahaha nice
You're built from distractions so brilliantly dull. says:
do u know what IS nice.
You're built from distractions so brilliantly dull. says:
actually, nm i forgot.
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
haha
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
damn
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
i was all on the edge of my seat

Zenyatta Mondatta says:
somehow despite this being the only login on vista
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
it is not the "administrator" log in
Hargreaves says:
lol it's like having aids
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
aha
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
that's your answer to everything
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"i lost my wallet on the train"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"its like having aids"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"this girl doesn't like me"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"its like having aids"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"i accidentally injected myself with an unclean needle and now my immune system isn't working"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"its like having aids"

"What's the most progressive form of visual media?"
"Holographic pornography"

Hosford's brother was doing some school project where he had to fill in certain questions with answers (I know, tough stuff). One of the questions was "Who is your favourite popstar?" He wrote "Frank Zappa". Best. Project. Ever.

"I get turned on by bass"

I spent Australia Day being a true Aussie...I slept all day.

I went to see a movie and they showed that new anti-beer initiative ad, that one about how 1 in 4 accidents are caused by teens drinking or something. You know the ad. If you don't, imagine kids drinking and getting hit by cars.

Anyway, after this government initiative to curb teenage drinking, was an ad for a winery. Good planning!

I saw an ad for The Who who are performing soon. Someone (I forget who) is offering to go see them, and I figured they're all old so it's probably not worth paying $500 or whatever (but then who is) but this ad made me consider going. I was all "Yeah maybe I should go." Then I saw the supporting act was Counting Crows. And I was all "Hmm...no."

"You've always had something about Eastern European women...or lack of something more appropriately"
"Hey, Linka was always the hot planeteer"

"I'm going to create a talk show...and invite him on as a guest...and yell over the top of him...it'll be the ultimate irony" - the Naztronic Man on Bill O'Reilly

"Oh yeah stick it in" - Hosford on Bill O'Reilly

Hos: stupid Alan Colmes
Hos: they must pay him so so much money
Hos: because I'd like to think a human would ask for a big price if they were selling their soul
Naz: ahahahaha
Naz: that's the greatest smash

I saw video of Robert Fripp thanking Rick James. This blew my head off.

Hos: Your hand has aroused me previously"
Naz: I think this has gone far enough
Naz: Stop talking now

(He was talking about me playing Cirkus on guitar. Gross)