A voiceover told me "VH1 wants to make sweet love to your eardrums." Now I lock my bedroom door at night. Channel [v[ looks like it wants in on the action too.
The guy who shot Ben! There's no better comedic way to put it. Nevermind no one will get the joke.
(Setting: Ben is sitting in a seat previously occupied; Coralie is trying to remove this illegal alien)
"Ben! Come over here."
"No."
"I want to tell you something, come here."
"My ears work fine."
"Then GET OFF THE CHAIR"
I want Kevin Rudd's massive stimulus in me. Wait, did I just say that?
Some guy on the news was talking to a kid who survived the big fire. He queried "What's with your face?"
The kid replied "I got a dragon on it."
I played a game of chess with myself. White me got black me into a checkmate. Damn racists.
I don't know who Stimulus Bill is but he's on the news a lot.
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THE GUY WHO SHOT BEN.
BEN GOT SMASHED.
Aah what a good post. It brings back memories. Like the time there was that AFL fight and the time the ball hit egg in the face.
Stimulus Bill was president no.41
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