Sunday, February 15, 2009

"You can't spill solids"

A voiceover told me "VH1 wants to make sweet love to your eardrums." Now I lock my bedroom door at night. Channel [v[ looks like it wants in on the action too.

The guy who shot Ben! There's no better comedic way to put it. Nevermind no one will get the joke.

(Setting: Ben is sitting in a seat previously occupied; Coralie is trying to remove this illegal alien)
"Ben! Come over here."
"No."
"I want to tell you something, come here."
"My ears work fine."
"Then GET OFF THE CHAIR"

I want Kevin Rudd's massive stimulus in me. Wait, did I just say that?

Some guy on the news was talking to a kid who survived the big fire. He queried "What's with your face?"

The kid replied "I got a dragon on it."

I played a game of chess with myself. White me got black me into a checkmate. Damn racists.

I don't know who Stimulus Bill is but he's on the news a lot.

1 comment:

Hosford said...

THE GUY WHO SHOT BEN.

BEN GOT SMASHED.

Aah what a good post. It brings back memories. Like the time there was that AFL fight and the time the ball hit egg in the face.

Stimulus Bill was president no.41