"ahaha knob backwards is bonk ahaha"
Check out this AFL fight. Words cannot describe it. We saw the raw footage of the fight on the news channel every half hour.
For some reason the news in general is hilarious to watch. Peter Harvey went insane and tried to crash a car. After a terrorist attack against a bikie gang by another bikie gang this reporter was trying to get one of the witnesses standing around to chat, they all declined. He was wondering around like a lost puppy holding out a microphone in the hopes someone, anyone would say something.
The newsreader explained that a device that prevents cars from crashing "involves technology". Some indepth analysis there.
After a newspaper headline of "47 degrees; hottest day in Australian history" was shown he addendumed "celcius not farenheit". Thanks for clearing that up.
You're built from distractions so brilliantly dull. says:
hahahaha nice
You're built from distractions so brilliantly dull. says:
do u know what IS nice.
You're built from distractions so brilliantly dull. says:
actually, nm i forgot.
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
haha
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
damn
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
i was all on the edge of my seat
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
somehow despite this being the only login on vista
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
it is not the "administrator" log in
Hargreaves says:
lol it's like having aids
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
aha
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
that's your answer to everything
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"i lost my wallet on the train"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"its like having aids"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"this girl doesn't like me"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"its like having aids"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"i accidentally injected myself with an unclean needle and now my immune system isn't working"
Zenyatta Mondatta says:
"its like having aids"
"What's the most progressive form of visual media?"
"Holographic pornography"
Hosford's brother was doing some school project where he had to fill in certain questions with answers (I know, tough stuff). One of the questions was "Who is your favourite popstar?" He wrote "Frank Zappa". Best. Project. Ever.
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THE FIGHT!
That fight...was a great fight.
The player in question....he got suspended for...4 matches.I hope...he kicked the tribunal guy in the bu...tthole.
I remember my first....conversationwithpeterharvey...He presented himself as a good and decent man who....cared about the welfare...of working families.
The whole nation...is filled with an immense sense of.....................tragedy.......and sadnesstolearnofmrharvey's.....alzheimer's disease. But the way you have been able....to just go on and write...write thisupdateshows the immense...the tremendous character of the australian spirit.
my wife and I found this to be a.....very enjoyable....and wholly satisfying literary adventur.e.
Yours Sincerely
Your irreverent master.
Man you're a fag commenting first like a Nazza's Brick whore. I hope you die of aids.
woah addystic!!!
That's great.
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