a grave accident of bike

Levi read out a Dinosaur Comic dramatically (with accompanying facial expressions), and Scott also verbalised some comic in the newspaper while I was sudokuing. I didn't record these recitals on my recording device. It's my biggest regret in life.

Some random guy Levi met knew Merry. It was awesome.

Youtube comments are a comedy goldmine:

"For a random string of digits you sure put a man in his place."

"The bible was a book written by a bunch of half mad, superstitious jews running around the desert before underwear was invented."

"Do you hear from your bell end?"

I ended up staring at the sudoku for ages without figuring out anything useful, so I started putting letters and symbols in the squares. Infinity is a wildcard! I also put the side of a die in one square.

I also went late night DVD shopping and bought "Heat". Scott found this an incredibly interesting story. There was a price sticker over the T so when I showed it to my sister she was all "What is 'hea'?"

"Stop grinding chocolate into my newspaper!" - Tim "Big Red" Heavy-Chas

After the rousing success of last week's trivia joke, I used my "Schwarzenegger Batman & Robin" joke. It got booed. I was so caught up in the moment I began booing too.

Scott was on the phone. I said "Oh Scott" in a manner later described as one reading the financials in the paper. The person on the other end now thinks Scott makes my stocks rise. ;)

I saw Red "Big Red" Morgan get into a van with an excited look on his face.

I stole Levi's magic umbrella again. But this time it was as a joke, and I gave it back 5 minutes later, as opposed to 5 hours. Then he showed off his Han Solo keyring and Hosford bellowed R-rated pointlessness to the world, but because we were outside we couldn't tell him to use his inside voice.

I saw some kid who looked like Harry Potter and had to stifle my laughter.

The "actual money" trivia question was who was the first president to live in the White House. I wrote Barack Obama. I didn't get it right. But then, Jimmy "Big Red" Smitsford got it right and he still didn't win.