The only Batman movie to have a politician starring is also the clear-cut worst. Government ruins everything!
"Why won't Iggy Pop put a shirt on"
Speaking of Schwarzenegger, he decided to combat the giant amount of debt his state is in by buying a bear statue. Hey, it's a better plan than Washington came up with.
Naz: even if he had totally crappy politics, having Christian Bale in power would be great
Naz: just for misquoting as 'President Batman' or 'President John Connor'
Naz: or the puns, like 'Patrick Bateman slashes budget'
Or "John Connor says solar energy is the future"
Or "Hey I was in two movies with William Fichtner"
Or "That wasn't even a pun, this update is too political, you goddamn nazi fascist"
Ron Paul is actually Ron Paul Jones, son of the bassist guy. What kind of last name is Paul anyway. More like a first name.
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You didn't use my Hosford/Poker Face joke :(
Ahah Bryce got smashed again. What a concise update. This update is 50% Christian Bale which makes it amazing. FUCKING IGGY POP GET DRESSED.
aaaaaaahahah frolog
Yeah, last names that are first names are retarded. Case in point: George Michael. Except that doesn't really work since his real name is Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou. File that one away for trivia!
Oh, also, I told Big M "BLARGHSPOOL" and he had no idea.
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