"I write stuff like 'elvis lives on' in the middle of my essays to see if they pick it up"

Some couple walked past at the bus stop, and the only snippet I heard of the conversation was the woman going "Making love to you is like making love to a brick wall. Hard, tough and brown."

Morgan's computer broke. He was ripping a Beegees CD (heebee jeebie) when suddenly a loud noise happened mid-rip. He opened the CD tray and shattered fragments of the CD were all that remained. He was afraid to take it to get fixed because the repairman would open it up and find fragments of a Beegees CD as the problem, and laugh at his taste in music.

"Where's the Canadian?" - Obama

While I was sitting with JAMES MERRY and Tim (or should that be TIM!!), Levi wandered over and unceremoniously dropped his umbrella and heavy backpack onto the table, the umbrella which nearly hit me. I figured, benefit of the doubt, but when he started throwing garbage at me and I got strawberry milk on my pants I decided to unceremoniously walk out. With his umbrella.

It was epic.

I sat with Mansell (aka JimM) who informed me of Morgan's drunk-driving habits, and how he's never sober. Some odd running joke was that the empty Coke bottle on the table was going to be used for "sperm donation" purposes. When Hudson arrived with his own half-drank Coke, someone asked him "What are you going to do with the bottle when you're finished drinking it all?"

Hudson was all *nervous shifty eyes* "I'm leaving now."

"Not yet! You haven't emptied the bottle!"

So then Hudson was all *nervous shifty eyes* "I think I'll go over here" and moved away from them, in the manner of a nervous shifty-eyed person.

"Oh okay, just keep it under the table."

Mansell was told his fly was undone; it didn't faze him. I'm pretty sure it was still undone when he went to his physics class.

Some religious guy wanted Smitsford and I to fill out a form about Easter. He bribed us with an easter egg. I didn't want to leave my actual name and details so I wrote down "Tony Levin", and my email as "tone11@gmail". Turns out that email was taken before I could register it. So, that guy's going to be surprised to find random religious emails from Australia out of the blue.

I got this painting in poster form. If you can be assed commenting, include your interpretation of what it is.

(It's funny because Morgan is the most responsible drinker ever.)